Finished Folds (7521—7540)

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  him because he was kicked in the head by a mule when he was three. Since then he spoke pure gibberish, but it came in handy when

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  2011-02-28 01:11:13

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  Of The Board, Frank Sinatra-Impersonator from China, he was great, especially realistic racist jokes. Too bad he went nuts at the Karoake bar and

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  2011-02-28 01:10:34

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  At least that was what Amy Winehouse said at group therapy. "I have no choice, I am an artist which means I am sensitive and so I must get totally fucked up." People nodded

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  2011-02-28 01:09:12

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  at yahtzee. I always waste my "chance" roll. What I need is

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  2011-02-28 01:07:31

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  uvula, it was like a speedbag with a toaster taped to it. Trying to knock it loose my finger hit the Puke Button and I wretched. Half-digested reuben with Russian cream sauces

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  2011-02-28 00:56:28

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  picking up the check at any of the dinner's we went out to. Pure cheap-guy brilliance. Now she was back and

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  2011-02-28 00:55:06

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  sleigh because carl might be able to convince this lion that he was santa claus bringing him a chair for christmas and just then a sleigh dropped out of the sky crushing

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  2011-02-28 00:54:18

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  He turned on the light and saw his father, in baggy white briefs, one ball leering out the side like a hag's eye, in his hand was the remote and he was clicking it, he

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  2011-02-28 00:53:16

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  I always coo. I cooed at the funeral, I cooed my marriage vows, I cooed "Mr. Glandlesplunk White Courtesy Phone" at the airport, I couldn't stop cooing because it was awesome and

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  2011-02-28 00:52:02

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  in that Bieber kind of way which meant that the cuteness was forced upon her like a CIA Brainwashing session and by the end of it she felt like vomiting her organs into a

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  2011-02-28 00:49:47

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  track his prey like a snake, licking the air, tasting skin and heat molecules, he rolled down the wild animal trail, on the heels of a grizzly bear, without his limbs

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  2011-02-28 00:48:48

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  It was an extremely potent Vicodin. I crushed it and wafted it up a nostril in a snuff-like burst and then took out my samurai sword to

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  2011-02-28 00:46:09

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  to be rooting for the British royal drama from her hospital bed where she has an opium drip running like Niagara falls into the stoma in her belly

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  2011-02-28 00:43:44

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  it can't get Randy Newman a hit song because

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  2011-02-28 00:42:01

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  Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. or sometimes I like to snort a lot of coke, bottle-chug a 5th of Popov, and then bite into a York Peppermint Patty while

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  2011-02-28 00:40:55

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  had was the one given to him by Aphrodite the goddess of love. She'd made all women who shopped at Walmart fall in love with him. Any children he had must be

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  2011-02-27 15:42:49

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  one hung out with Hunter S. Thompson and Raul Duke. Jonah had been shot in the face by the evil Doctor but the gun had blanks. Jonah Hill shit his pants and sat on Busey's

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  2011-02-27 12:55:09

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  Jenny and the cat are like peas and carrots. The cat is lactose intolerant and had to wear little kitty leg braces. But then chasing a mouse, they magically exploded and the cat

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  2011-02-27 12:53:54

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  2011-02-27 12:53:06

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  And Justice Soto Mayor replied, "Stay away from my beverages Clarence." And then he would shut up and go back

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  2011-02-27 12:52:49