Finished Folds (7541—7560)
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4had created a pleasure bot. His next task was to
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2But you know what, as the assistant to Donald Trump I know things. Things that couldn't make me care less about what he thinks. Things about his women, his money and his
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3lifted the coffin lid. He opened his eyes, empty. Alan wondered where the body of his wife was. Then he felt an arm around his waist and something wet on his ear, the corpse
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1labia that were big and round and made her privates look like an upside down mickey mouse, K-dizzle became
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4But he said, "You bastard. You try to distract me with food!?!?!?! Just because I'm fat does not mean food runs my life asshole! You can't--" and then I showed him a boston cream
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0a repulican. Her hair was
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5Time is like a honeycomb I thought, and the minutes sting like bees, and the seconds are like hornets attacking my nostrils. Woah, maybe weed doesn't relax me I thought and
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5I am a Barrista who doesn't give a rat's ass. I keep my job by undermining co-workers before I get fired. I give regular coffee to people who decaf and full fat dairy to rich moms
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0held each other and wept. Top Gear was a total accident that had breathed life into them for a moment. They'd been losers before that. Women ignored them, family pitied them and
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7the Red Lobster. This kind of restaurant is stuffed with mindless slags who think a restaurant without a drive thru window is "gourmet." Their tongues had been numbed by a thing
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2said, "Hey I was joking don't eat that!" The fool Adam said, "Hey, watch your mouth," and he bit into the apple. Nothing happened. Eve blinked, she asked, "Do you know what Good an
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0to madison county had finally rewound. The troll did not have DVD's yet and that old people romance really go him hard, which made it easier to spunk in the river, the bathers woul
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3That's what Mario Batali said after the Food Network TV execs cancelled his show. The Italian Prima Taglia Madonna was PISSED! So he got a vat of really hot beef stock and
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3a Webber grill firing up lighter-fluid saturated brickettes. In fact, a man lived in the dragon's nostril. His name was Wiley, he was from a small town in Kansas and he
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1avalanche of
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2the jalopy into the mud on the shoulder. The entire shoulder was wet because a sewage main had broken underground. The rank odor of the fetid juices of civilization soaked
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4was gone. It was dead quiet except for a member of the audience had fallen and couldn't get up, she clicked her Life Alert device. Streisand looked at her aged audience and
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3a pack of wild French Bulldogs that had lived off the streets of Beverly Hills. They allowed the baby Tristan to be raised amongst them and learn their ways
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7Over by the dining room, he saw a Bedouin changing the sausage gravy station at the Comfort Inn complimentary breakfast. He walked up and said, "Do you have chicken fried steak
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1jack it