Finished Folds (7741—7760)
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3The master placed the food on the dog's nose and said, "Staaaaaaayyyyy." The dog's eyes went cross-eyed and he thought, this is the last straw and he
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4And then he finally said it, "Jesus Christ! Shut up with the rules. If I'd known you'd be like this I wouldn't have married you." And then she folded her arms and
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1So there it was. Quivering. Hulking. Gyrating. Like it had a life of its own. It was sick. Diseased. Disgusting. It was
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4liked other women. She was related to Destro and full of testosterone, Cobra Commander hadn't hired her because
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2ripped his eyes out to make him feel better. She thought the "jean-sweatpants" were awesome and she got them at the flea market so
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3not stop this feeling of grandiosity from ruining my interview. The HR person asked, "Do you have any questions for us?" So I lit a cigarette, inside the break room and said,
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4When she unfolded her wings if made a perfect red and white bullseye.
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0"kel-tip-zix-um, which sent him back to the fifth dimension where he found Bill Cosby eating
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2And then I looked in the mirror and saw a green ghost sitting next to me. Then my kid brother puked on my lap. He refused to go on splash mountain so I pushed him into a bear at
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2He had no reason to believe the gambit wouldn't work. After all, he was the guy who came up with the Bud Light hussies, and the Jose Cuervo sluts. That had done gangbusters in
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2leaned back and flexed his tan biceps, he said, "Can you imagine how much heaven I am in? At the gym I am cumming, with a women I cumming, all the time cumming. Fantastic, right?"
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0smooth sailing from here. With that the Hillbilly pimp popped the collar under his overalls. He had bucked teeth, freckled cheeks, copenhagen in his jaw and no shoes, so the hooker
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1And Puerto Rico has been trying to forget that fact since the 90's which is why the tourism bureau convinced J-Lo to go on American Idol, her manager
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3a whole speedball in the buff at his 8-year old's birthday party. He tried to argue that
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2and then he asked himself, "what is love?" Just then a little girl threw some punches at her dad and he said, "Baby don't hurt me," and that when he knew
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0kennedy scalp oils and witch hazel. The odor was intoxicating, they slathered the
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6could have made his death look like an accident. But he backed out at the last minute and now she had to go on the cruise by herself. She loaded up on
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1apparent that she was a man. I don't mind transvestites but I transexuals give me the creeps. When I see a vagina made out of split penis all I can think about is
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4he actually enjoyed. He was an airplane pilot, good pilots have to drink, at least that's what F. Lee Baily said. Of course, he piloted the space shuttle but so what?
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2or so the obese fourteen year old thought. He'd been shipped off to summer camp to "make friends" whatever that meant. His mom meant well but she annoyed the crap out of him.