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  criticized someone to feel better and

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  2011-02-19 23:34:28

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  my Tipi. I set it up in the courtyard at the Marriott. They tried to ask me to leave but I painted my face and went on a raid. They didn't have ponies so I had to take

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  2011-02-19 23:33:33

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  has an Iphone with AT&T reception. It almost feels like I don't have a mom at all. That's when I decided to make At&T pay dearly, what I did was

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  2011-02-19 23:31:45

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  because he didn't have his Segway. How was he going to get that salty, warm, buttery, soft pretzel at the other corner without

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  2011-02-19 23:29:43

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  practice because he had come to me to get in touch with his feelings, since being all man he ran like mascara at the first sign of emotion and how he came to die at my

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  2011-02-19 23:26:12

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  in a word, Sonic Youth, so I got my flannel

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  2011-02-19 23:24:46

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  how many farts I had managed to shoot into the sofa cushion, but when I stood up

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  2011-02-19 23:23:18

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  of leg room and free meals like the old days. This is my personal revenge on the suits in the head office that cut back my benefits. We will be landing in a nose dive

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  2011-02-19 23:10:59

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  So I decided to marry her and bore her death.

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  2011-02-19 23:09:38

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  So then the squishy man in the suit said, "The Great Communicator." They were astonished. "But he was an idiot." "There's footage of him admitting to illegal activity." Then the

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  2011-02-19 23:08:25

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  The Flash had always been a pre-ejaculator. He could never figure out a solution, once he tried to masturbate before having sex but he pre-ejaculated with himself, which is why

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  2011-02-19 23:07:28

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  And Superman grabbed Lois and they kissed. Then he said, "You know we can never have sex because when I ejaculate, the yellow sun gives my kiegel muscles super strength and

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  2011-02-19 23:06:40

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  The man backed up and ran over the little boy again. He looked out the window and saw boy's head hadn't been crushed. He grabbed his briefcase and started whacking

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  2011-02-19 23:05:43

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  The Easter Bunny placed the basked on the door knob of Kimmy's room and walked into the hall. Mom's bedroom door was open. And Easter saw her, his old prom date with her

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  2011-02-19 23:05:05

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  He sat on the toilet and touched his balls. Felt good. It was bedtime anyway, so he started rubbing. And then the most disturbing thought occurred to him,

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  2011-02-19 23:04:01

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  The chainsaw bit into the upper-thigh meat. Crimson confetti and butter fat flecked the walls in large butterfly arcs. And then the stump gushed

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  2011-02-19 23:03:08

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  Then the cabbie said, "Listen fuck-face, I don-" and then he saw. It was Johnny Depp. The cabbie took off his hat and said, "What was it like to fuck Wynona, Mr. Depp?"

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  2011-02-19 23:01:42

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  The spider landed on the fat lump in the back of her neck. It sunk it's fangs into her flesh. The smell of porkchops wafted into the air and the spider

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  2011-02-19 23:00:41

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  She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours, so she grabbed all the Ridlin she could crush up and

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  2011-02-19 23:00:05

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  The inmate walked away chuckling. So there it was. In the cell for thirteen minutes and twenty four seconds and he had an appointment to suck the dick of a Skinhead named Old Maid

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  2011-02-19 22:59:25