Finished Folds (7881—7900)
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2into the aluminum recycle bin near the mall. While I waited a really big busted elderly woman saw me. She inched on over to me in her walker, bent over, I could see that liver-spot
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3At least that's what the KKK in Atlanta call it. The Grand Dragon called the meeting to order and noticed that Al Sharpton was in the front row. The Grand Dragon said, "
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2Now it was three days later, there was blood in his underwear and lot's of hair in his mouth. He couldn't explain all the strange burn marks on the toilet. His left eyebrow was
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5rocked out with Metallica back to never, never land. But while he was trying to have fun James Hetfield kept being really intense and obnoxious. So he and Lars sat down and wrote
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1didn't have fan blades, but because they were animals they couldn't read the model numbers so the cat's went for it. They were blended up like melons in a jet engine, bloody fur
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2but when he tried to stand he realized he'd "strained" his lower back. A strain was almost as bad as break or tearing. Maybe worse. He said, "No more gun stuff. My back is out
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3Bourdain's boots he seemed so pleased. He had stuffed his checkered chef pants into Gastapo boots, he even had a diving knife strapped to it. He said, "You want to be on TV slave?
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5dead, stuffed and in a rocking chair in the basement. I couldn't get mother's voice out of my head but
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1And then came Blondie who proclaimed, "Once I had a love and it was a gas, soon turned out, had a heart of glass. Then a camel came bearing a man with a bottle of Windex who
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3the dark crystal. The gelflings had mad sex in a tropical sweaty puppet forest while wrinkled-nosed stoners walked real slow. Then there was the Oprah puppet with one eye who
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4romance. No better way to avoid choice by mashing genre's together. Ok, it's the Vietnam war and this GI named Jackson has cut the head off a VC soldier and he sees her, love at
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0what I reap. I said one in the hand is worth two in the bush. She said don't you mean burning bush? I said, where there's smoke there's fire, she said, right, burning, I have herpe
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0big enough to feed the two dobermans that had entered the house through the open front door. They had been gnawing on her corpse for a while and chewed on her organs. They were
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5I said, "I am an egalitarian. I believe no one is better than anyone else. I don't believe in self-righteousness or hierarchy, we are equal" and I jammed the prod in his mouth
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1hand of Hercules. The gods had grafted Hercules's hand onto her arm when he'd lost a bet. She had unwordly inhuman strength in that hand. She crushed the hand like egg shells,
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3postal maneuvers. He once thought the mailman was a messenger from the devil with a bag full of lost souls. He thought the Post Office was Gorbachev's head with the birthmark
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3were on the outside of his body in a really nasty birth defect. He took to wearing a vest to cover them, which made sense in the 80's but now he seemed like a Eurotrash tourist
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3the evil librarian pushing the shelves over only laughed. She hated Jessie. He'd never returned their copy of the novelization of the movie, "Karate Kid." She noticed a book on
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4With her scissors she snipped the cartilage separating his nostrils. He woke up shrieking with a bloody face and
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1He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and