Finished Folds (7881—7900)
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1hand of Hercules. The gods had grafted Hercules's hand onto her arm when he'd lost a bet. She had unwordly inhuman strength in that hand. She crushed the hand like egg shells,
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3postal maneuvers. He once thought the mailman was a messenger from the devil with a bag full of lost souls. He thought the Post Office was Gorbachev's head with the birthmark
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3were on the outside of his body in a really nasty birth defect. He took to wearing a vest to cover them, which made sense in the 80's but now he seemed like a Eurotrash tourist
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3the evil librarian pushing the shelves over only laughed. She hated Jessie. He'd never returned their copy of the novelization of the movie, "Karate Kid." She noticed a book on
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4With her scissors she snipped the cartilage separating his nostrils. He woke up shrieking with a bloody face and
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1He was Mehdi, Chemical Ali's brother and
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2It's a pure bred pyramid scheme. Amway is actually for cats. There is a fee that all felines must pay to join and then they can get other cats to join. They have a lot of pride in
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2He punched a baby
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4He'd wiped his hands on the dish towel after he'd put spice rub on the raw chicken. A little chicken skin stayed on the towel. She washed her hands, dried them on the same towel
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1There were half eaten boxes of cereal. A Manhattan skyline of the new generic organic cereals that'd cropped up since Trader Joe's. She never finished a box, just bought another
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2The bananas had brown spots on them so they looked like giraffe's. He'd heard these were the cavendash bananas. He'd heard there were way tastier bananas than these but
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5The CD's were covered in mite-dander and cat hair but they were free. Thousands in alphabetical order given to them from a dead doctor. They'd gotten them because the family didn't
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3He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called
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7The skiffs sat upside down in the yard to keep the rain from collecting and then breeding mosquitoes. The clap board house the last known home of the Bearded Admiral who had
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1The framed photograph was all that was left of the mother's lies. The mother's lies that made up their happy childhood. A childhood where they needed nothing but wanted
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9The coffee cup waited. Jan poured caffeinated rag water into it. It was the cup with Winnie the Pooh on it. Given to me by the Mexican cleaning lady. A lady I imagined naked but
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1his thunder, unfortunately Sha Na Na Na was a comedy Doo Wop show that predated Martin Lawrence's shtick. So he called up Kidd and Play to find out when House Party 99 was being
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2chasing the dragon. She'd somehow circled behind the dragon. Then an ancient Chinese man stuck his foot out and tripped the dragon. He offered an opium pipe to Roberta and said,
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4with inverted growth. Now everything up close looked extremely far off in the distance. Trying to reach for his girlfriend seemed like he was falling off a cliff. Driving? Forget
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3spit wads. She went to Vegas and found a roulette game. She put her life savings on 38. The croupier spun the wheel. She froze the ball on 38 but to get her dough she had to unfree