Finished Folds (7901—7920)
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2It's a pure bred pyramid scheme. Amway is actually for cats. There is a fee that all felines must pay to join and then they can get other cats to join. They have a lot of pride in
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2He punched a baby
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4He'd wiped his hands on the dish towel after he'd put spice rub on the raw chicken. A little chicken skin stayed on the towel. She washed her hands, dried them on the same towel
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1There were half eaten boxes of cereal. A Manhattan skyline of the new generic organic cereals that'd cropped up since Trader Joe's. She never finished a box, just bought another
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2The bananas had brown spots on them so they looked like giraffe's. He'd heard these were the cavendash bananas. He'd heard there were way tastier bananas than these but
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5The CD's were covered in mite-dander and cat hair but they were free. Thousands in alphabetical order given to them from a dead doctor. They'd gotten them because the family didn't
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3He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called
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7The skiffs sat upside down in the yard to keep the rain from collecting and then breeding mosquitoes. The clap board house the last known home of the Bearded Admiral who had
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1The framed photograph was all that was left of the mother's lies. The mother's lies that made up their happy childhood. A childhood where they needed nothing but wanted
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9The coffee cup waited. Jan poured caffeinated rag water into it. It was the cup with Winnie the Pooh on it. Given to me by the Mexican cleaning lady. A lady I imagined naked but
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1his thunder, unfortunately Sha Na Na Na was a comedy Doo Wop show that predated Martin Lawrence's shtick. So he called up Kidd and Play to find out when House Party 99 was being
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2chasing the dragon. She'd somehow circled behind the dragon. Then an ancient Chinese man stuck his foot out and tripped the dragon. He offered an opium pipe to Roberta and said,
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4with inverted growth. Now everything up close looked extremely far off in the distance. Trying to reach for his girlfriend seemed like he was falling off a cliff. Driving? Forget
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3spit wads. She went to Vegas and found a roulette game. She put her life savings on 38. The croupier spun the wheel. She froze the ball on 38 but to get her dough she had to unfree
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1He was just in a state of amnesia. He tatooed directions all over his body but then forgot what for. Then he wrote notes on everything but he forgot how to read. But he was happy
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0was how the doctor described John Madden's existence, all the turduckens and sick legged turkeys had
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2their snow wallets and take their snow dough. Then I felt the Ice. The snowman backhanded me with his branch arm. A drop of blood under my eye. I tasted it. Rage filled me and
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1ten suns had risen she found she had no desire to fight. She wanted to join the aliens. She basically was sick of losing. She'd rather sell out her whole civilization to be on the
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2pectoral muscles so he walked around shirtless. But what his chest was his bottom half was not. In fact he suffered from a rare condition where he had 90 lbs of fat below the waist
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4a basket of fries? He started a little restaurant called Carls Sr. It was named after the tastiest of human flesh which happened to be old guys named Carl. He immediately called