Finished Folds (7901—7920)
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1He was just in a state of amnesia. He tatooed directions all over his body but then forgot what for. Then he wrote notes on everything but he forgot how to read. But he was happy
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0was how the doctor described John Madden's existence, all the turduckens and sick legged turkeys had
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2their snow wallets and take their snow dough. Then I felt the Ice. The snowman backhanded me with his branch arm. A drop of blood under my eye. I tasted it. Rage filled me and
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1ten suns had risen she found she had no desire to fight. She wanted to join the aliens. She basically was sick of losing. She'd rather sell out her whole civilization to be on the
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2pectoral muscles so he walked around shirtless. But what his chest was his bottom half was not. In fact he suffered from a rare condition where he had 90 lbs of fat below the waist
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4a basket of fries? He started a little restaurant called Carls Sr. It was named after the tastiest of human flesh which happened to be old guys named Carl. He immediately called
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1actually to Albania and not America. In fact, when he should up to the dock, the joke was on him. There was no ocean route to Albania. Cheated and devastated he hitched his pants
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2for instance they would say eyes oui and she-its on yew. The new hire wanted to play but he added a twist. He talked about pussy willows and that roosters say cock-erspaniels
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4it splattered like a Jackson Pollock painting. But he didn't see the Cajun hunter with rifle. A cloud of feathers and the parrot thudded on the ground. The Voodoo witch picked it
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3and then Raja the Tiger growled but a little of Jasmine's blood touched his lips. A new light sparkled in his eyes. He rubbed his face on her neck stump. High on blood lust he
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3And then the lager turned to blood. And I wasn't in a pub but in a cave. And there were others around me drinking blood too. They had fangs and pointed ears and I looked at my hand
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0And hit a hog right in its log because of the thick fog.
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3said, "All is well that ends well." The oldness of it hit between the eyes. Then she ripped open her dress to reveal old dusty bones and cobwebs. A moth flew into his mouth
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1Which they found out was a name already taken by Ronco on it's latest juicer. So they had to come up with another name. Unfortunately they all kept talking at once so no one could
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2but had forgotten to pull the pin. He grinned, he pulled the pin and stuffed down the top of her lap. He said, "Ha ha ha, you're an idiot." Then he ran out of the building to get
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4But the idea required follow-through and knowledge. These were two ingredients that Milo was short on. So he gave up. Just like everything else. It was easier and so he ate his
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5Because Jim could do no wrong. He was Jimmy of Jimmy Dean sausage and she loved, no obsessed over sausage patties. She hated links and so she lied and cheated to marry the
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3was a total farce. She really wasn't a geek. She was a faux-geek. Ever since the rise of comic book movies and tech money she wanted to be a geek. But she was an idiot which is not
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3The kidney had dropped on the floor. Dr. Spay hoped no one saw that. He reached down to the floor but a nurse stepped on it. She slid across the room on a read streak and slammed
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3and lock the doors because those hungry fiends are unrelenting. My grandmother was eating alive by savage ducks. She'd run out of crumbs and they tore her apart like a pulled-pork