Finished Folds (7921—7940)
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2ominousness from above. He summoned the black powers and numinous essences. The Gargoyle's stone skin dropped away in shards. Their eyes turned green and looked
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0misspelled word all the time. He looked back at what he'd written, "head nor tail og...og?" What was og? What the hell had he written. He saw the pentagram on his hand. OG!?!?!?
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2That's how Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu welcomed George Mitchell when he arrived in his Middle East Peace Project. To that, Mitchell raised a ham sandwich and
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4I ate a raw rutabaga. I heaved four times but I got the thing down. I was so hungry, it felt like howling winds in my ribs. Ribs. RIBS! I drove over to Big Belly's BBQ and ordered
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2total bunny bedlam. So she called Santa Claus for back up. Santa loaded the reindeer with artillery and
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1Whipsnaria which is near the arctic circle. We believe in nothing and just chill. We really could care less about money, weapons or oil. We do a lot of crafts and eat seal blubber
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2mixture would be a perfect compliment to Santa's ammonia collection. Maybe instead of wholesale giveaways they could poison...just a few homes. Prancer only wanted to kill
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2in the john with Sinatra. Rip Taylor burst in and threw confetti that got stuck in Redd Foxx's eyes. He yelled, "You big dummy!' Don Ho was eating a pile of pork ribs and then
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6And that was Annabelle's freestyle. The entire crowd screeched to a halt. The DJ puked on his turntables. Thugs started weeping and held each other. The Beastie Boys called 911 and
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2diamond studs and crew cuts with extremely-jelled bangs. The kind of guy that wore Bugle Boy jeans. He thought of Terrence. That night in the sauna. He must never let himself be
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4He smiled and said, "Higher education, I'm sorry Betty Lou but you are ignorant. You speak like an Ape doing sign language. I on the other hand have a full ride to Cambridge." And
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0I was doing an interpretive dance. I was a compass who's magnetic North had fallen in love with the Tropic of Cancer and now I was lost. That's when the Coach caught me. He said
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1on a stick. Then Abe stood up and said, "Let's not forget clove cigarettes! How great was that, a nice, Christmas smelling tobacco product. The kids loved it." Then Bob put a candy
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5But then the polka band arrived. They busted out lively central European music and I started hopping around. Ferdie's jaw dropped. The lessons had paid off, the investors were
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7the "Your so vain," farewell tour started two weeks ago and she really needed a percussionist with my kind of cowbell technique. Touring with a washed-up singer or true love. There
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2to tell you that this is not your house. The bank is foreclosing. You need to leave by 5pm this afternoon. However, I can make this stop, but you have to give me your wife.
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4in the cramped hospital room to pay their respects to this epitome of manhood. Then Dustin saw it--a hinge behind Joe's ear. He opened it and the family saw the circuit boards of
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2They never washed the uniforms so that the B.O. and sweat would congeal and make a shell. They worked well as a team because they were so "Happy Together."
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0because she had the clap. He had no medical insurance so he had to see Uncle Sid. Sid was a Vietnam Vet who'd gotten everything a crotch could while in Siagon. Sid had no legs and
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0on the windshield said, "Certified Pre-Owned," but he didn't care. Cynthia's bullshit wasn't going to stop him either. The urge to drive this Hummer through the showroom window had