Finished Folds (7941—7960)
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1he was with Mordonium. He was a Darkon legend. She was a new Elf. She had a sword with a white stripe and she couldn't remember what damage that did, Barry swung his
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2Uncle Paddy's hand on her ass. She slapped it away. Then she felt it on her breast. She grabbed the wrist and squeezed, Uncle Paddy dropped. The bones in his wrist cracked like
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3didn't work. He slammed the latch shut. He smiled at them. Someone in the crowd yelled, "C'mon!" The mayor squeezed his shoulder and said, "We gave you the money, now turn it on
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2ignored them in favor of fear. I said, "You're not worth it." The only way a man could be a coward. Then he bitch-slapped me. My face reddened. "I will not fight." Then he slugged
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3who was the midget Irish doctor attending to me. He stood on his tiptoes and looked in my mouth. "Well there's nothing wrong with you physically, so..." I said, "So?" He said, "So
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2and the humans died. Aubry looked over and said, "See?" and Jim's bloated neck turned and he nodded. He fished a dollar bill out of his pocket and put it in Aubrey's puss-ridden
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0steal the teeth off his dead grandma. He'd stolen the shoe laces at Uncle Rob's funeral. Kissed sister Betty's ear when she died and stole the diamond earrings with his tongue
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2and sweat pant stank gave me an erection I could wrap cotton candy on . My handkerchief hung from my back pocket. Super long wallet chain. Carnival hat. Damn, where is my toothpick
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0so that they'd bleed a little later. She'd also infused the caramel with Novocaine and Valium. She wanted the little tyrants to 1) not feel the bleeding and 2) pass out. Only then
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2because it was still moving. The baby zombie (Bombie) bared it's fangs for her breast, but it didn't want milk. She drop-kicked the bundle of hate into an oncoming garbage truck
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1This nightmare was how gullible I was. I believed whatever anyone told me. When they told me I was gullible and I believed that. I believe whatever the last thing someone tells me.
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0to the bathroom. The roped wasn't long enough to reach under the stall so they had to do their thing together. One at a time. They'd coordinated their meal content so they'd stink
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2Back in my day people thought Halloween was the devil's birthday. Back in my day licorice was a treat. Back in my day...I used to believe in love. So I had no choice but to sob
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3Then I wake up and realize that I have no chance with the Josie from the Pussycats. I'm a giant shark named Jabber jaws. I'm not even a mammal. I have a cartilaginous skeleton that
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4You get cross-eyed and migraines from constantly watching the film with those stupid Captain EO 3-D glasses. Then Chief Joseph's ghost appeared and told him Avatar is about
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2He wondered if Larry could shed light on that. Larry swore by water beds and oily massages, he'd know what it was all about. Jack was supposed to meet him at the Regal Beagle but
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5But the bear wasn't interested in Nun Carcass, it wanted the 12 jelly donuts in Stan's mini. The bear charged the mini, Stan chucked the nun and the bear backhanded it into
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2said, "If you think Paula was crackpot judge wait until you put the Scarecrow in the seat. Idiotic phrases emit from his sack mouth like crap out of a goose." She put her ruby
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1what an awesome way to kill my wife's cat I thought. Charred flesh, sinew and smoky fur rained down and I lifted my face to the sky. There will be a reckoning but first I will kill
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3hat sitting in her lap. It hid 25 pounds of plastic explosives. She told everyone she was on her way to a school play and she was Lincoln. She'd scribbled a sharpie beard on her