Finished Folds (7981—8000)
-
1months because he was stuck making Iphones at FoxConn, the only job he could get. He had gone to the roof to kill himself like Xin but the bosses put up a net around the building.
-
2reminder her that her old life was gone. No more sunrise breakfasts. No more park on her lunchbreak. She was a creature of the night. Thank God America was a 24 hour society, she
-
1to be human. He whipped up a chili-cheese day-old pizza scramble with a side of BBQ pulled-pork and steak fries sandwich. He gobbled it up and chased it with Pineapple Juice. Uh-oh
-
0did Jim Belushi ask questions anyway? ABC did not design this model for higher learning or critical analysis. It was merely a dick-joke parrot, made for the cheapest sitcom
-
2Unfortunately when she pulled the trigger a little red flag came out with the word "pow" on it. Old Dirty Bastard smiled. He said, "What this is basically is mad boy hip hop," then
-
3then God said, "You again? Beat it." Back to world of pain. Then Keanu Reeves choked me in a sex game. I died. God said, "Back with thee." God was practicing soul badminton with me
-
1for the poison-laced exploding ninja stars. Now where did she hid those? Her mind snapped to: Baby's crib. She ran, but the baby was standing in the crib, ninja stars in her hands
-
8"Moke," was her "Mocha-Latte." She'd been in Starbuck's so long she had her own zany coffee-slang. Frappacino was "Al Pacino." That became "Scarface," then "Face," then "A-Team"
-
0extremely hard, rough and smelly.
-
2Second-guessing was a plague that ruined his life. Decisions were crippling. He once fainted from dehydration when he checked to see if he'd locked the door for two-weeks straight.
-
0opened the cage and allowed the Gremlins out to attack this stupid alien. The alien had overstayed his invitation to her home and was now making a mess in the kitchen. She opened
-
5But the mayor said we could "lift" the whale easily, "Another way." He looked over at Larry who had a truck bed of leftover dynamite. The mayor said, "Let's blow the whale up and
-
0the remote control which shorted it out. The channel was stuck on the Dog Whisperer. It was a weekend marathon. Rex sat down in front of the tube and listened. He was learning
-
1like steel cables on a suspension bridge in a hurricane. The buckle smacked the woman sitting next to me. A perfect red buckle shaped welt rose on her face. I dipped the Cinnabon
-
4to the backstroke and gobble this up. Ewww...this isn't custard it's dried mucus. Holy smokes I'm in a giant puddle of snot that must have been dropped by...that T Rex that just
-
1And jabbed him like they were tenderizing a steak. He laughed at them. Rivlets of blood appeared like red thread around his chest. His cane and ascot appeared. "I am the kingpin
-
3asked the Priest. He was naked except for the towel, he'd just come from the steam room. "No thanks Padre." And then he got up. He felt his pants sag in the back and that's when
-
0two Mormons doing naked push ups while a large Polish woman draped homemade sour krout on their chests. Then David Hasselhoff skidded up on a trike and said, "Gleeming the cube
-
4piston attached to it. He threw that on the ground and grabbed the plastic explosives. He molded a patch right where he guess the DJ was on the otherside of the wall. He hit the
-
4especially after you puke them up and reserve them. Here at the Vomitorium you get to pay once and eat twice. We have Twice Eaten Potatoes, Up Chuck Roast, Chunky Chowder and a