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  for the poison-laced exploding ninja stars. Now where did she hid those? Her mind snapped to: Baby's crib. She ran, but the baby was standing in the crib, ninja stars in her hands

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  2011-01-19 18:45:59

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  "Moke," was her "Mocha-Latte." She'd been in Starbuck's so long she had her own zany coffee-slang. Frappacino was "Al Pacino." That became "Scarface," then "Face," then "A-Team"

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  2011-01-19 18:44:21

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  extremely hard, rough and smelly.

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  2011-01-19 18:40:26

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  Second-guessing was a plague that ruined his life. Decisions were crippling. He once fainted from dehydration when he checked to see if he'd locked the door for two-weeks straight.

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  2011-01-19 18:39:30

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  opened the cage and allowed the Gremlins out to attack this stupid alien. The alien had overstayed his invitation to her home and was now making a mess in the kitchen. She opened

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  2011-01-19 18:37:21

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  But the mayor said we could "lift" the whale easily, "Another way." He looked over at Larry who had a truck bed of leftover dynamite. The mayor said, "Let's blow the whale up and

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  2011-01-19 18:36:05

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  the remote control which shorted it out. The channel was stuck on the Dog Whisperer. It was a weekend marathon. Rex sat down in front of the tube and listened. He was learning

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  2011-01-19 18:34:58

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  like steel cables on a suspension bridge in a hurricane. The buckle smacked the woman sitting next to me. A perfect red buckle shaped welt rose on her face. I dipped the Cinnabon

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  2011-01-19 18:31:54

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  to the backstroke and gobble this up. Ewww...this isn't custard it's dried mucus. Holy smokes I'm in a giant puddle of snot that must have been dropped by...that T Rex that just

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  2011-01-19 05:39:47

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  And jabbed him like they were tenderizing a steak. He laughed at them. Rivlets of blood appeared like red thread around his chest. His cane and ascot appeared. "I am the kingpin

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  2011-01-19 05:38:42

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  asked the Priest. He was naked except for the towel, he'd just come from the steam room. "No thanks Padre." And then he got up. He felt his pants sag in the back and that's when

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  2011-01-19 05:37:11

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  two Mormons doing naked push ups while a large Polish woman draped homemade sour krout on their chests. Then David Hasselhoff skidded up on a trike and said, "Gleeming the cube

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  2011-01-19 05:36:08

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  piston attached to it. He threw that on the ground and grabbed the plastic explosives. He molded a patch right where he guess the DJ was on the otherside of the wall. He hit the

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  2011-01-19 05:34:42

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  especially after you puke them up and reserve them. Here at the Vomitorium you get to pay once and eat twice. We have Twice Eaten Potatoes, Up Chuck Roast, Chunky Chowder and a

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  2011-01-19 05:32:58

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  The slave and his mistress had built a raft to float to freedom down the Mississippi. About a 1/2 hour on the ride they saw Huck Finn and his slave smoking pipes on the

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  2011-01-19 05:31:11

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  And then Greg laughed in her face. So she blew her coach's whistle in his ear. "Ow, that really, really hurt." She blew it again and this time a Puerto Rican band came around the

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  2011-01-19 05:29:57

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  But the was Peter Jackson great he wondered? I mean, what was with all the male-dominated crying in pubs and sappiness intervals in Lord of The Rings? That's it I'm fighting for

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  2011-01-19 05:28:49

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  gorilla at the zoo. She sharpened her teeth on the bones. The next time that stupid intern came in to clean her "Cell" she would rip her spine out like pulling down a zipper. She

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  2011-01-19 05:27:31

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  out of anger. She had hurt the elephant's feelings by not saying "Hello" when she had walked into the cage. She had things to do. She can't walk on egg shells just because the

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  2011-01-19 05:23:59

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  The pet leech

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  2011-01-19 05:22:43