Finished Folds (8041—8060)
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4Biden had been second fiddle long enough. The President wanted to play a little one on one? Then the VEEP was going to play by street rules. He was going swing his elbows
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0or suplex this asshole. She was the Queen of motherfucking England beyotch! You don't ask me what I'm thinking. Even if you are gay. I am a Royal and you are duck shit, so Queen
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2Just then Deanna, that chunky little freak came around the corner. She was in Wonder Woman costume. Her rolls screamed against the outfit. I saw the bat lying on the ground and
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1They scratched the brittle's surface, then smelled it. They mumbled to each other. They grabbed the smallest of their tribe. Made him bit the brittle. His teeth shattered like
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1Or what she thinks about me when we make loved on top of bacon and eggs. I like it sunny side up and I tickle her labia with crispy bacon strips. Then she jams the toast and butter
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2but the Angry Pirate was holding their legs under water. They could see his gold teeth and he grinned. Bubbles escaped as they screamed. The Angry Pirate brought out his hook and
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1when she had the clap. But this was something far worse. This was a tape worm that had gotten out of control. He forgot it was there and entered a hot dog eating contest. Now
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4and did the whole friends with benefits thing and never married any of them. It wasn't until he was 45 and tired that he thought about commitment. That's when he met Paris Hilton's
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2were so quiet that I couldn't hear them. I went for a magnifying glass but it wasn't there. My brother had it, he was burning ants. Then a giant ant crushed his head with mandibles
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2and of course Turner did his part by spitting, coughing and wheezing to spread HepC. Unfortunately, they were followed around by ten geeks armed with Lysol. It was an all out war
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0he raised his sword and said, "By the power of Gray Skull." and then like lightening rained down. And he burst out of his clothes, and was ripped. The cute cat became this green
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3and she ignored all of them. Instead she copied what everyone wrote, changed every other word and submitted it to the New Yorker's fiction department. She got a call from
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5Grape Ape please. He's ruining the alignment in my jeep every time he gets in. It's practically illegal anyways, I can't see behind me. I bought a gun and I am going to kill him,
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3thought some more. Then a strange thing happened-nothing. We thought about that until we had migraines. But still, nothing. Then I had an idea, and we brainstormed and then
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1Her face is full of fear, but her eyes are determined. She stands in front of it. She nods. They lift her legs and bring the tap to her mouth. I toast the TV with my beer, she is
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3lingo to blow this popcorn stand. Day - 3: "Putin decides "screw it," and sets off the nukes. Day -4: the world is in nuclear winter. Day -5: coming up from the sewers are
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5I was Elvis Presley. Damn, all those 'ludes and bacon sandwiches had really hit me with the whammy jammy. This was the set of....Blue Hawaii, alright, wait what is that on my
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1I am a Chupacabra. Feel my Chupacabraness.
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3was to rock down to Electric Avenue. There it would be my duty to "Take it higher." Unfortunately all I had for bus fare was 45 cents and a pack of zig zags. I needed a plan
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3so I spray painted, "I am a Unicorn" on its side. At the gala day parade I invited its graduating class from high school to watch. Then I rode on it's back with a fake hill billy