Finished Folds (8041—8060)
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1Her face is full of fear, but her eyes are determined. She stands in front of it. She nods. They lift her legs and bring the tap to her mouth. I toast the TV with my beer, she is
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3lingo to blow this popcorn stand. Day - 3: "Putin decides "screw it," and sets off the nukes. Day -4: the world is in nuclear winter. Day -5: coming up from the sewers are
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5I was Elvis Presley. Damn, all those 'ludes and bacon sandwiches had really hit me with the whammy jammy. This was the set of....Blue Hawaii, alright, wait what is that on my
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1I am a Chupacabra. Feel my Chupacabraness.
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3was to rock down to Electric Avenue. There it would be my duty to "Take it higher." Unfortunately all I had for bus fare was 45 cents and a pack of zig zags. I needed a plan
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3so I spray painted, "I am a Unicorn" on its side. At the gala day parade I invited its graduating class from high school to watch. Then I rode on it's back with a fake hill billy
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3getting a bowl cut while Larry went in for his typical bi-lateral perm. Curly was smelling his fingers in the corner. He said, "I'm thinking but nothing's happening!?!?!" Then
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4Ok bedroom was a fib, it was a manger. And it stunk to high heaven. The piles of sheep dung had not woke the baby, but the three guys and the cheapskate drummer boy would surely
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6the fact that he'd been a DJ in the Dub Step scene. After that the heart was a timid little tom-tom. Wait a minute, he had an idea. He attached the speaker wires to the heart valve
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0were insatiable. They had chased away all the dragonwockees with seasonal ruts. Special hunters were called in, they were thousand year old men who were tiny known as Mummychauns
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5and was accosted by the employees. They told him there was no "deck" it was the men's room floor. They hatefully told him this wasn't a ship, this was a McDonald's in El Paso. They
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5into the toaster and 1500 watts shot through her skull like a school of barracuda. The fuse popped and she sat dazed. She felt, she felt, she couldn't think of the word. She felt s
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1or any kind of pant wear that sucks the sexuality out of any situation. She hated sex and she was a porn actress. This quality made her excel at her craft but all her boyfriends
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2freezer. She fumbled through the test tubes until she found it. The golden jelly. She had James Brown's frozen sperm in her hands. She slipped it into her pocket just as her boss
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0Thulsa Doom's Real Death Carnival was his latest incarnation of the strange death cult groups. Ever since Conan destroyed his snake cult he was struggling. He couldn't compete
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2stood at the end of the tunnel. He had cloven hooves, a serpentine tail, yellow horns and smelled like sulfur. He said, "Hanson brothers it is time to finally pay the piper.
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2like a corpse in Hawaii. He grabbed a ten-foot rack of Hostess cupcakes. He slammed it into my shins. Chocolate aroma captured my senses as cream filling stung my wounds, I felt
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1had a 4/7 ration nullification. But I had to have her. I slammed her against the plasma bulkhead and tore her clothes off. She slapped me and said, "I am not who you think I am
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2At least that's what the coke dealer to Perez HIlton had put it that night. They had a butt load of coke, the bathroom stall and galaxy of topics starting with Thumbelina that
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3like a howler monkey in heat. Pool insemination was his favorite strategy. He had decided to break Genghis Khan's fertilization record because he wanted his own flesh and blood