Finished Folds (8061—8080)
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3getting a bowl cut while Larry went in for his typical bi-lateral perm. Curly was smelling his fingers in the corner. He said, "I'm thinking but nothing's happening!?!?!" Then
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4Ok bedroom was a fib, it was a manger. And it stunk to high heaven. The piles of sheep dung had not woke the baby, but the three guys and the cheapskate drummer boy would surely
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6the fact that he'd been a DJ in the Dub Step scene. After that the heart was a timid little tom-tom. Wait a minute, he had an idea. He attached the speaker wires to the heart valve
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0were insatiable. They had chased away all the dragonwockees with seasonal ruts. Special hunters were called in, they were thousand year old men who were tiny known as Mummychauns
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5and was accosted by the employees. They told him there was no "deck" it was the men's room floor. They hatefully told him this wasn't a ship, this was a McDonald's in El Paso. They
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5into the toaster and 1500 watts shot through her skull like a school of barracuda. The fuse popped and she sat dazed. She felt, she felt, she couldn't think of the word. She felt s
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1or any kind of pant wear that sucks the sexuality out of any situation. She hated sex and she was a porn actress. This quality made her excel at her craft but all her boyfriends
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2freezer. She fumbled through the test tubes until she found it. The golden jelly. She had James Brown's frozen sperm in her hands. She slipped it into her pocket just as her boss
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0Thulsa Doom's Real Death Carnival was his latest incarnation of the strange death cult groups. Ever since Conan destroyed his snake cult he was struggling. He couldn't compete
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2stood at the end of the tunnel. He had cloven hooves, a serpentine tail, yellow horns and smelled like sulfur. He said, "Hanson brothers it is time to finally pay the piper.
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2like a corpse in Hawaii. He grabbed a ten-foot rack of Hostess cupcakes. He slammed it into my shins. Chocolate aroma captured my senses as cream filling stung my wounds, I felt
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1had a 4/7 ration nullification. But I had to have her. I slammed her against the plasma bulkhead and tore her clothes off. She slapped me and said, "I am not who you think I am
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2At least that's what the coke dealer to Perez HIlton had put it that night. They had a butt load of coke, the bathroom stall and galaxy of topics starting with Thumbelina that
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3like a howler monkey in heat. Pool insemination was his favorite strategy. He had decided to break Genghis Khan's fertilization record because he wanted his own flesh and blood
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0But it was stuck, safe inside the metal box. He donned his stethoscope and turned the the dial. Then he noticed it had a digital number pad. He slammed his head against the door
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1had just been washed by wife number four then he wouldn't smell so bad. The Mormon church allowed him to marry all these women so that he didn't have to lift a finger. Yet, here
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5his toupee and then patted it down on the top of his head. It's "Race" car she caustically barked. Hostility emanated from her like Tesla coil. He smiled at her with dopey warmth
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3"Impressive." Vader said as the nurse backflipped over the examination table. Vader used the force; a bedpan whacked her in the eye. He came at her. She stabbed his arm with tranqu
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1latch on the gate. She reared up and smashed the gate. The foam hung from her chin like a ghost bear, tinges of red flecked it. He was in the pool. Lucy the horse came straight
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4standing in 4 inches of Krazy Glue which had been poured on the pergo floor. She slipped and fell. The flesh under her arm got stuck to the floor. Her hair got stuck, then the