Finished Folds (8061—8080)
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0But it was stuck, safe inside the metal box. He donned his stethoscope and turned the the dial. Then he noticed it had a digital number pad. He slammed his head against the door
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1had just been washed by wife number four then he wouldn't smell so bad. The Mormon church allowed him to marry all these women so that he didn't have to lift a finger. Yet, here
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5his toupee and then patted it down on the top of his head. It's "Race" car she caustically barked. Hostility emanated from her like Tesla coil. He smiled at her with dopey warmth
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3"Impressive." Vader said as the nurse backflipped over the examination table. Vader used the force; a bedpan whacked her in the eye. He came at her. She stabbed his arm with tranqu
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1latch on the gate. She reared up and smashed the gate. The foam hung from her chin like a ghost bear, tinges of red flecked it. He was in the pool. Lucy the horse came straight
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4standing in 4 inches of Krazy Glue which had been poured on the pergo floor. She slipped and fell. The flesh under her arm got stuck to the floor. Her hair got stuck, then the
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1had that weird eye ball on its back. The optic nerve fused with the spine and then the whole eye ball just sort dangled from the back. The strange thing is that is was a human eye
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0The Southerners enjoyed the whole pig. He remembered when Zeek deep fried an entire pig in a hot water heater full of bacon grease. Man that was a great Chanukah, but
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6I felt like a pinata stuffed with the comedy writers from America's Home Videos. But, this is how wedding planning goes he thought as he slid
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2Then Frankenstein said, "No me like when you push me off cliff." He sat
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1It was that clip of the uneducated but valiant brother who tried to protect his sister. Sal had to get in touch with that guy. He had an awesome David Webb Peobles script for him
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1said, "Back and to the left, back and to the left." The hallucinating gangsters stumbled in the direction and tripped over a Gummi Bear. At least that's what they thought the dead
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0Said Bib Fortuna, pestering Jabba with his frippery. Jabba awakened with anger. He wasn't really that angry, but he maintained the baseline of irritation to keep Bib
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1in his Lian Nu Multiple Arrow Chinese Crossbow that he stole from the Smithsonian when he was there on the highschool field trip. He let it go and hit the Cheerleading Coach in the
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4Nothing is more disgusting that the undead and unshaven. I have a titanium Gilette razor, I don't chop the heads of zombies, I make them as smooth as a dead baby's bottom. Time to
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5lots and lots of Riddlin with his Mimosas in the morning. He bounced into work hours late, smoking in the lobby, with his dogs which were not house broken. He ate other people's
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3her Berkeley apartment. She mindfully ate her macrobiotic breakfast. Slowly chewing each morsel and then her boyfriend exploded. He'd been drinking all night. Her focus annoyed
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1Ever since I joined the football team our love melts like a forgotten Glacier. Love sounds gay. I'm the best QB but instead of "passing" I say, "relinquishing" the ball. Coach says
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3The Yoga witch cackled and brought out the cauldron for Rabbit Stew. She bid her vulture to return with garlic and a baby. That stupid bird returned with shallots and a goat, she
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0the whole town would know that he'd been lying about not having gone to McDonald's in years. All because of the damn McGriddle. He'd won the campaign on Health Reform and now