Finished Folds (8081—8100)
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3piloted. She left him and the babies He flicked on plane's PA System, "Folks, just a friendly note from your captain, life is hell, it's a maze of bummers and hangovers. I'm going
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2Wondered Dick Cheney. No, he had to make this global warming thing work for him. Then he realized, he would have Halliburton purchase all the land 15 feet from the ocean. In 80
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1do the inane immature penis tricks? Then she lit a fart, scratched herself and ate some beef jerky. This hot chick was like a guy. Not just any guy, it was..."Dad?" He asked, "Is
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0like a dradle on a merry-go-round twisted by a dizzy freak. But the wheel rolled out globular color plasmas her eyes dilated and vertigo whirled around her head, she spiraled
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2they told the buyers at Adultcon. Their latest stab at the Adult Film business was "Luxury Porn." The idea was to have sex, duh, but to do it on top of piles and piles of money.
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2Or I could say every dog has his day. Or I could say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or I could say it's a dog's life. Or I could say, I was in a canine cliche warp and
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4gluten-free, omega 3 infused tanning oils were in. 10 minutes on High and forgot to puncture the pouch. It exploded like a bouncing Betty. At the prom he looked like a tan Zebra
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4his Range Rover crumpling it like paper. He shrieked. He ran outside and the landing gear flung out. It bashed his head like a rotten pumpkin. I gave the thumbs up to the blue
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2of gibberish. It was a howl that could tidal waves through the earth's mantle. The dog snarled but edged backward. This one was green and big. It reached it's colossal hands
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1that is only toured by Asian businessmen. I walked, no marched down to that brothel with pockets stuffed with cash. The madame did her thing, I bought a fat Russian woman and then
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4because she refused to use conventional ovens. She cooked in the hearth. It was really hard to do Hamburger helper in a cauldron, but somehow it just tasted better than
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1by coming into her bedroom while she was sleeping. She faked her death and dresses up like a boy, basically surrendering herself to an old Trope, but then
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3was astonished. The morbidity had it's own life here. Gloom walked around the place like a shunned teenager. Now I was going to add to the mournful still life by telling them
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2Then the body floated down. The middle one kept peeing, right on the floater's head. That was the body we were going to drag for I'm sure. I hit them with spotlight and said,"
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1and they were Scattered," on my theremin. The Priest, Rabbi and Goat Herder grabbed Appletini's and took the closest table near the stage. They drained their drinks while staring
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4except he wasn't wearing shoes. He was wearing poweriser jumpting stilts. He jumped over her and roudhouse kicked the Chai Soy Latte out of her hand. He threw a
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3STD's, yelling Chlamydia was ok because it was easy to cover up. He pulled his pants down and noticed that her brother Otto was staring at them in the mirror. He had a birthday hat
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3ceremony held by a Mayan shaman conjured up Kukulcan, the winged feather spirit. Bobby Flay cut the goat's throat. The Kukulcan grimaced, touched him and said, "Chipotle
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4because she was texting. He couldn't scream because her hamster had been stuffed in his throat. He was blacking out. He raised his fist but she walked by him texting, she
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2I feel comfortable doing." She shook all over. Her mineral make up stained the ring around her tank top. She muted the television and lit her cigarette. Blood poured from her eyes