Finished Folds (8081—8100)
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1had that weird eye ball on its back. The optic nerve fused with the spine and then the whole eye ball just sort dangled from the back. The strange thing is that is was a human eye
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0The Southerners enjoyed the whole pig. He remembered when Zeek deep fried an entire pig in a hot water heater full of bacon grease. Man that was a great Chanukah, but
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6I felt like a pinata stuffed with the comedy writers from America's Home Videos. But, this is how wedding planning goes he thought as he slid
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2Then Frankenstein said, "No me like when you push me off cliff." He sat
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1It was that clip of the uneducated but valiant brother who tried to protect his sister. Sal had to get in touch with that guy. He had an awesome David Webb Peobles script for him
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1said, "Back and to the left, back and to the left." The hallucinating gangsters stumbled in the direction and tripped over a Gummi Bear. At least that's what they thought the dead
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0Said Bib Fortuna, pestering Jabba with his frippery. Jabba awakened with anger. He wasn't really that angry, but he maintained the baseline of irritation to keep Bib
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1in his Lian Nu Multiple Arrow Chinese Crossbow that he stole from the Smithsonian when he was there on the highschool field trip. He let it go and hit the Cheerleading Coach in the
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4Nothing is more disgusting that the undead and unshaven. I have a titanium Gilette razor, I don't chop the heads of zombies, I make them as smooth as a dead baby's bottom. Time to
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5lots and lots of Riddlin with his Mimosas in the morning. He bounced into work hours late, smoking in the lobby, with his dogs which were not house broken. He ate other people's
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3her Berkeley apartment. She mindfully ate her macrobiotic breakfast. Slowly chewing each morsel and then her boyfriend exploded. He'd been drinking all night. Her focus annoyed
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1Ever since I joined the football team our love melts like a forgotten Glacier. Love sounds gay. I'm the best QB but instead of "passing" I say, "relinquishing" the ball. Coach says
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3The Yoga witch cackled and brought out the cauldron for Rabbit Stew. She bid her vulture to return with garlic and a baby. That stupid bird returned with shallots and a goat, she
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0the whole town would know that he'd been lying about not having gone to McDonald's in years. All because of the damn McGriddle. He'd won the campaign on Health Reform and now
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3piloted. She left him and the babies He flicked on plane's PA System, "Folks, just a friendly note from your captain, life is hell, it's a maze of bummers and hangovers. I'm going
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2Wondered Dick Cheney. No, he had to make this global warming thing work for him. Then he realized, he would have Halliburton purchase all the land 15 feet from the ocean. In 80
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1do the inane immature penis tricks? Then she lit a fart, scratched herself and ate some beef jerky. This hot chick was like a guy. Not just any guy, it was..."Dad?" He asked, "Is
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0like a dradle on a merry-go-round twisted by a dizzy freak. But the wheel rolled out globular color plasmas her eyes dilated and vertigo whirled around her head, she spiraled
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2they told the buyers at Adultcon. Their latest stab at the Adult Film business was "Luxury Porn." The idea was to have sex, duh, but to do it on top of piles and piles of money.
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2Or I could say every dog has his day. Or I could say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Or I could say it's a dog's life. Or I could say, I was in a canine cliche warp and