Finished Folds (8301—8320)
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1Crap, there's Matilda. I will look in the opposite corner of the room and walk like I have something to do. What's that on my shoe? Dog crap? Damn, well I can't worry about that
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2So this is where father kept his so called pornos. Under the bed. How clever. She wondered if mom knew. She wondered is mom watched them with him. Was that how she was conceived?
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3His wife was a slob. It had taken him years to admit this to himself. He had taught her his system. The alphabetized mail slots. The organized fridge to size and expiration. But
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4He waited for the Rhino to come to the spot. He had laced the innertube with Female Rhino heat musk. But the night was quiet. Then he heard trampling. He shone his light and
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4He went to the foley stage. It was the last line he had to record for Rocky III. The director told Stallone, "This is where Clubber Lang hits you-" Stallone put his hand up, then
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0They went into the dressing room. That's when the AXE men's body spray fell on the crowd. She reached down to get it and he kneed her in the chest. She flew back into the mirror
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4corkscrewed at the end. It wasn't enough that women had turned men into metrosexuals. The women had taken "creatures of the night" and turned them into metrosexuals too.
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3Burgess Meredith's skeleton was moved to the TV room. It messed with my head. My family would shout Rocky quotes and I couldn't listen to the pathetic pleading on Intervention.
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2he thought, "I 1-d-r." What is my emotag? His girlfriend had texted him GAFYK years ago so he dumped her. He chomped the cyanide capsule in his mouth. That when
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0glove compartment cesspool. It was stuffed like a turkey, receipts, fast food napkins, aged parking tickets, congealed soy sauce, melted cold capsules, a fork, and a bag of
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3which was why she came here to Ladle Ville. But there were so many aisles, so many departments. All of the clerks pretended to be busy and walk past me. I stuck out my leg
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2he couldn't think over the din of Jobs' howling. They had come into the Bellevue psyche ward at the same time. Jobs was foaming at the mouth, it streamed down his black turtleneck.
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2like the time he had to do community service in Pacoima for that DUI. The cop tazered him and lit him up like a Christmas tree. He could still taste the copper in the roof of his
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3whatever these kids meant by that. So I showed him my PBR. A "Pyro Blaster Rifle." A stream of fire lashed out the scorpion nozzle. The hipster burst into flames, skin melting away
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6when he was a fat kid. The one the broke his heart was seeing himself, devouring a cheesey-bite Pizza Hut meat lovers orgy. The grease drizzled down his chin, staining his spider
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1The dragon plunged through the acid mists. The purity of it mad his scales feel clean. He tucked his wings in, spiraled towards the Stag Forests. He exhaled a trail of flames as
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1He wrapped her head in syran wrap. The chains kept her legs and arms to the bed. He watched her eyes. When they started to droop, he opened a mouth hole. He resuscitated her. She
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3The hamster waited for him to go to sleep. He pushed back the bank of cedar chips. There was the hole. He squeezed through it. Climbed up on his bed. Crept onto his chest, neck and
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1Just as expected, Keith Richard's came into the Barnes & Noble. He had his guitar. He lit a cigarette, inside the store. Becky swallowed hard. No one said anything. He said, "Read
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0but then the lead singer fell off the face of the earth. Ever since Johnny Depp stole his act so he could join Tim Burton films. Then Depp stole Hunter S. Thompson's act and went