Finished Folds (8321—8340)
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3Burgess Meredith's skeleton was moved to the TV room. It messed with my head. My family would shout Rocky quotes and I couldn't listen to the pathetic pleading on Intervention.
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2he thought, "I 1-d-r." What is my emotag? His girlfriend had texted him GAFYK years ago so he dumped her. He chomped the cyanide capsule in his mouth. That when
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0glove compartment cesspool. It was stuffed like a turkey, receipts, fast food napkins, aged parking tickets, congealed soy sauce, melted cold capsules, a fork, and a bag of
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3which was why she came here to Ladle Ville. But there were so many aisles, so many departments. All of the clerks pretended to be busy and walk past me. I stuck out my leg
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2he couldn't think over the din of Jobs' howling. They had come into the Bellevue psyche ward at the same time. Jobs was foaming at the mouth, it streamed down his black turtleneck.
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2like the time he had to do community service in Pacoima for that DUI. The cop tazered him and lit him up like a Christmas tree. He could still taste the copper in the roof of his
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3whatever these kids meant by that. So I showed him my PBR. A "Pyro Blaster Rifle." A stream of fire lashed out the scorpion nozzle. The hipster burst into flames, skin melting away
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6when he was a fat kid. The one the broke his heart was seeing himself, devouring a cheesey-bite Pizza Hut meat lovers orgy. The grease drizzled down his chin, staining his spider
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1The dragon plunged through the acid mists. The purity of it mad his scales feel clean. He tucked his wings in, spiraled towards the Stag Forests. He exhaled a trail of flames as
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1He wrapped her head in syran wrap. The chains kept her legs and arms to the bed. He watched her eyes. When they started to droop, he opened a mouth hole. He resuscitated her. She
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3The hamster waited for him to go to sleep. He pushed back the bank of cedar chips. There was the hole. He squeezed through it. Climbed up on his bed. Crept onto his chest, neck and
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1Just as expected, Keith Richard's came into the Barnes & Noble. He had his guitar. He lit a cigarette, inside the store. Becky swallowed hard. No one said anything. He said, "Read
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0but then the lead singer fell off the face of the earth. Ever since Johnny Depp stole his act so he could join Tim Burton films. Then Depp stole Hunter S. Thompson's act and went
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2Alaska. There were hardly any women in Alaska. The ones that were there were barely women. They were the women who'd jumped the lower 48 because the competition was too tough. So
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3He was filling out Christmas cards. One to Phil. Another to Aunt Gloria. He scribbled the usual crap. But when he read what he wrote he saw a confession for murder. For multiple
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7She adjusted the water bottles. Straightening the Odwalla juices was a constant headache. When she restacked the premade sandwiches she stopped. In the case was a bloody finger
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1So he went over to the station with all the goodies. He tapped nutmeg into his coffee. He squirted sugar free vanilla syrup into it. Then he poured out the creamer, thick red
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1She pulled out the credit card. "Ma'am, the bill is over a million dollars, there is no credit card that can handle that," the agent said. "Run it, sonny." This was no ordinary
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1Kathy Griffith looked in the mirror and smiled. Her lifelong ambition was to be a hot chick. After all the surgery, heartache, scrabbling and self abuse, it appeared to her that
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5"We'll make the scones smaller," he said with triumph. The men sitting around the boardroom murmured. The the CEO smiled and said, "Make the scones smaller?" And he nodded, "Small