Finished Folds (8341—8360)
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2his cataracts were getting worse. The more he employed his ability to read other people's thoughts, the worse eye sight became. If he kept this up we would be totally blind, but
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0employed because the field was saturated but she had a job...blogging about restaurants...her own blog. She hoped it would be recognized by advertisers. The problem was
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1If that's they wanted it then he would start a Fan site for Deadwood instead. He smelled his fingers deeply then picked up his keyboard. The L had broken off. No matter, he would
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3Too bad he was suicidal. He ripped the fuel lines out of the hover dogs. He jump started a speeder he stole from a storm trooper. It had an Eagle Eye Cherry sticker on it which he
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2torrent would allow the mouse to have the entire 5 seasons of the Wire. He was nibbling on a pinwheel under the sofa when the show came on. He was transfixed. Stringer Bell was
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2the teachings of Wayne Dyer. That was because his mother was leaving on a trip. She was going to the Congo with her friend Wilma. They were bringing cash because
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1toothpaste. Aim toothpaste was cheap. Tartar control my foot. He breath was so foul that she couldn't even concentrate to shoot someone. It was like fermented cabbage. She grabbed
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2his Zima and spilled it on the crystal ball. It shorted, cracked and poof a smoke went up. Then it was dark. The lights went on and Fred was standing by the door. He saw them. They
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3dime bag and weed nuggets fell out. She smelled it and slapped him-HARD. "Brown weed?!?" She used her wrist spike to climb up the side of the building. At the top she put the weed
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1of about 5 O'clock on her chin. Ever since she started waking and baking, her facial hair had intensified. Didn't matter. She took another toke. Time for Need For Speed. She picked
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3sober up again. Time to get S-faced and ruin this Christmas. His family was all hypocrites. His mom wanted lights on the roof. Instead he was chugging Bud Ice. To hell with
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1another drink. 151 and diet coke in a big gulp cup. She was blurry eyed and seeing double, so when she saw the kid's picture, she missed her chance to spot a serial killer, instead
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0for dutch ovens. He would eat knishes and potato ladkas with sour cream and french fried onions, then stick Michelle's head under the covers. She puked on his stomach once. He
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5He told himself to stop asking such stupid questions. He was the Premier of China. The fastest growing economy in the world. He wanted to bang Mrs. Obama so bad he could taste it.
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2telekinetic bullet but the Criminologist would match the fibers at the crime scene to the fibers in his pocket. He was arrested and confessed. He wanted to explore telekinesis in
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5then he saw the crowd, wearing clothes from 2010. The camera's flashing. He remembered. He was a broke actor. This was Medieval Times, a theme restaurant in Anaheim. Police
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1disc's diameter it came to about 120 mm. That was just wide enough to wedge into the ionic exhaust. He propelled forward and noticed that the disc's album art revealed Bel Biv
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2the soul of Billy The Kid inhabited his body. Those magical peanuts were blessed by a Dakota shaman with blood of The Kid. He whipped out his six shooter and blasted every
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5showed him the coupon book he purchased from the local YMCA. They could get an entree from Long John Silvers and get a second entree of equal value or less for free. They smiled
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3Then fifteen Yakuza fanned out behind him with German Mark 16's trained on the crowd. The 20 year reunion came to a halt. Middle-aged people just can't stomach this kind of danger.