Finished Folds (8361—8380)
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2his Zima and spilled it on the crystal ball. It shorted, cracked and poof a smoke went up. Then it was dark. The lights went on and Fred was standing by the door. He saw them. They
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3dime bag and weed nuggets fell out. She smelled it and slapped him-HARD. "Brown weed?!?" She used her wrist spike to climb up the side of the building. At the top she put the weed
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1of about 5 O'clock on her chin. Ever since she started waking and baking, her facial hair had intensified. Didn't matter. She took another toke. Time for Need For Speed. She picked
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3sober up again. Time to get S-faced and ruin this Christmas. His family was all hypocrites. His mom wanted lights on the roof. Instead he was chugging Bud Ice. To hell with
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1another drink. 151 and diet coke in a big gulp cup. She was blurry eyed and seeing double, so when she saw the kid's picture, she missed her chance to spot a serial killer, instead
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0for dutch ovens. He would eat knishes and potato ladkas with sour cream and french fried onions, then stick Michelle's head under the covers. She puked on his stomach once. He
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5He told himself to stop asking such stupid questions. He was the Premier of China. The fastest growing economy in the world. He wanted to bang Mrs. Obama so bad he could taste it.
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2telekinetic bullet but the Criminologist would match the fibers at the crime scene to the fibers in his pocket. He was arrested and confessed. He wanted to explore telekinesis in
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5then he saw the crowd, wearing clothes from 2010. The camera's flashing. He remembered. He was a broke actor. This was Medieval Times, a theme restaurant in Anaheim. Police
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1disc's diameter it came to about 120 mm. That was just wide enough to wedge into the ionic exhaust. He propelled forward and noticed that the disc's album art revealed Bel Biv
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2the soul of Billy The Kid inhabited his body. Those magical peanuts were blessed by a Dakota shaman with blood of The Kid. He whipped out his six shooter and blasted every
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5showed him the coupon book he purchased from the local YMCA. They could get an entree from Long John Silvers and get a second entree of equal value or less for free. They smiled
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3Then fifteen Yakuza fanned out behind him with German Mark 16's trained on the crowd. The 20 year reunion came to a halt. Middle-aged people just can't stomach this kind of danger.
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1it was 2012. She had 8 minutes to live. She grabbed the person next to her and made out with gusto. The smell of lox, bagels, onions and cigar intoxicated her. She opened her eyes
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4but it covered only the non-pertinent information. On the side of a Paper Jamz amplifier was the latest gossip at the factory, in French. None of it was about the toy. It told the
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1Neverland Ranch in the first place. Bubbles the Chimp was alive which was a miracle. Michael has been dead for awhile. Then a fist grabbed her throat. It was the Elephant Man's
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3the executioner's platform. It took 1 minute and 57 seconds for him to get this, then it was lights out. The old Dutch woman in the front row kicked Bob's head into the crowd. She
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1so sliced sandals out of them. He used their intestines to make long thongs. He loved strappy shoes. They made his ankle so delicious. He jumped on his camo ATV, hit the gas and
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3driven by Wavy Gravy to Woodstock. She chewed on a softball-sized jaw breaker made of acid. She had been to "far out" and realized English Comp. was the wet tube sock of knowledge.
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2of the behemoth film critic Roger Ebert. He had half a jaw and an electronic voice. A voice he used to pan another Sandler film. Stephen Hawkens rammed his chair into Ebert's