Finished Folds (8461—8480)
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1rainbow. But it turned out to be a double rainbow! The ecstasy of natural beauty overran his common sense. The people had to know, he cried and released the covert footage
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3Anyways, that was what the writer on Charmed had pitched the Bald Bearded producer. The producer snapped his fingers and a trap door opened beneath the writer, and
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2pan handle with his pan flute. He had been ripped off by Barry Gordy and the Motown Maffia. He had written all those songs for Smokey Robinson, but did not keep the publishing
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3gown of taffeta. Constant Encouragement was the name they gave to mannequin they had stolen from JC. Penny. Now they were ready to throw it front of an oncoming car and
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2by jamming 1.21 jigawatts of electricity into the pond. The frogs turned over like a thousand little RC cars. Doc Brown had finally become the Jesus of the frogs. His first step
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2not fit her symptoms. She thought the doctor was obsessed with the movie "Fire Starter." No she was parakinetic which explains why her arm just shot out involuntarily and
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1packed her bags and left the "Fun House." She needed somewhere she could live off the land and regroup. She marched over to the Tea Cups. Now this is what she called
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4mowed down on double stuff oreo's. She whipped her arm out and felt the pregnant belly. Grandma was going to give birth any day now. So she got a subscription to
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3I am not a loser, he thought and then bought the self-help CD. It was one of those Tony Robbins knock-offs. Instead of personal power, it was called
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3I am a condescending CNN news anchor looking for a partner to suffocate with my
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0Bald headed, bald headed, bald headed, bald...hair? There is hair on this head!?!?! Johnson damn it, that fool, that cretan. He should be pistol-whipped for this. I never thought
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1You cannot control me. I can still move my lips. So long as I can lip sync you can't own my soul. I'll just lay here and sing "This Magic Moment," and let the tears run
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1The ship smashed against the rocks. Severed heads rolled out of the chest. This is where the captain has been hiding his friends. I took the torch and waved it at
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0She sat squinting at the muted commercial. She loved car commercials. Then she farted on the couch and it sounded like a sea gull under a blanket. Then
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4saw her burst into flames. She was made of pure sodium and when the water molecules hit her, her head lit up like a roman candle. I pointed her at the School Bus, now it was
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2brother number 1. "Who's that?" he asked. "Arnold Jackson fool!" And they did rapid high fives so their arms looked like branches in a hurricane. Then they finished snorting
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0not many people were interested in, "Top 100 Insurance adjusters and their pet Hobbies." He had featured Dwight Lundergarten, who of course collected dried chicken heads.
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2illegal cyborg protocol, so I was free not to touch as much as possible. I waved my hands all around her face screaming, "I am not touching you,,,,I am not touching youuu." She
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450, 60 , 70, 80 and slam into fifth gear. Wind smacked him in the face, including a sea gull which bounced off his helmet. He angled higher, and then gritted his dentures. Now
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4Over time he had become more like a genuine DMV office worker. Pencils and pens in his bun, his moo moo was the right shade of pink, he had flip flops with that thick sole