Finished Folds (8461—8480)
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2Don't sugar coat it. Take out the fart spray and goose this turnip good. I'm tired of everyone blaming the fat guy for unowned odors. This time I will strike, and strike hard until
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5but i realized that all the salt was coming from my dog's tongue. I fainted with my mouth open and that damned Mastiff was licking my tongue. Why just a few minutes ago that
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0he changed his name to Richard Bauchman and I lost all respect for him. After that he just cranked out "spooky" crap like a broken Xerox machine. That's why I joined the
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0show her the map to Del Taco on the spidery veins of my scrotum sack. I tattooed all kinds of directions there. Atlantis was near my taint, but no one wanted to look
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1screamed, "because I am holding a thermal detonator!" The office workers screamed. Until there was just the laughter of Cindy, the obese assistant manager. She said, "This
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0because their cores were weak. It was the result of wearing a weight belt everywhere. He just couldn't admit he was fat. He had use the belt to pull his gut in. But the shredded
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3Metallica took the stage. It was the old Metallica not the new, fat mostly ballads Metallica. The coke finally entered her system. She took out a razor blade and slit her eyelids
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1and screamed, "It's Halloween you uptight bitch! Live a little!" I grabbed out kid and threw her into the tub of water and apples. This Halloween daddy's dressed up and ready
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1rainbow. But it turned out to be a double rainbow! The ecstasy of natural beauty overran his common sense. The people had to know, he cried and released the covert footage
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3Anyways, that was what the writer on Charmed had pitched the Bald Bearded producer. The producer snapped his fingers and a trap door opened beneath the writer, and
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2pan handle with his pan flute. He had been ripped off by Barry Gordy and the Motown Maffia. He had written all those songs for Smokey Robinson, but did not keep the publishing
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3gown of taffeta. Constant Encouragement was the name they gave to mannequin they had stolen from JC. Penny. Now they were ready to throw it front of an oncoming car and
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2by jamming 1.21 jigawatts of electricity into the pond. The frogs turned over like a thousand little RC cars. Doc Brown had finally become the Jesus of the frogs. His first step
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2not fit her symptoms. She thought the doctor was obsessed with the movie "Fire Starter." No she was parakinetic which explains why her arm just shot out involuntarily and
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1packed her bags and left the "Fun House." She needed somewhere she could live off the land and regroup. She marched over to the Tea Cups. Now this is what she called
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4mowed down on double stuff oreo's. She whipped her arm out and felt the pregnant belly. Grandma was going to give birth any day now. So she got a subscription to
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3I am not a loser, he thought and then bought the self-help CD. It was one of those Tony Robbins knock-offs. Instead of personal power, it was called
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3I am a condescending CNN news anchor looking for a partner to suffocate with my
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0Bald headed, bald headed, bald headed, bald...hair? There is hair on this head!?!?! Johnson damn it, that fool, that cretan. He should be pistol-whipped for this. I never thought
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1You cannot control me. I can still move my lips. So long as I can lip sync you can't own my soul. I'll just lay here and sing "This Magic Moment," and let the tears run