Finished Folds (8501—8520)
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0Ron Popiel who kept waving a flag that read, "Set and Forget It!" He grabbed the usher and said, "You are in a world of hurt." He squeezed dijon in his eyes and made a bee line
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3Because he was repulsed by this golf course. The devil loved par three's, but he wanted something designed by Chi Chi Rodriguez. He through the ham sandwich at the
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1He ran into the glass door. He left a huge greasy nose print. His pastor was inside stroking the dog with a Hair Pick. He was trying to fluffen up
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6I had not stolen the idea from that tiring Jason Bateman movie "The Switch." I loved Jason Bateman. He was a poor man's Michael J. Fox. I pretended that Valeri's family episodes
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2because he was Martin Lawrence's son, who was the star of Big Mama's House. He got a thunderbird t-top and painted "Mama's Boy" on the sides in flames. Then he found
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2puff up and get shiny like a bloated dead seal carcass. That was the bad news, the good news was that my wrinkles were gone. With my saved botox money I bought a
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3hippies from entering her personal space. Once she was in a powder puff football game and a Hippie defensive lineman tackled her. It was too much for her to handle
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2and that's as loud as it got. It was the Siberian mute circus. Even the elephants were silent. That's why it only cost loose change to be admitted. Funny thing was, Ronald McDonald
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1skipping down the street singing Offspring songs and playing slug bug. When they saw a naked Santa Claus ringing a bell and playing with a Mexican Yo-yo. When he saw them
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2Glazed pork cracklins made by a band of Eskimos who lived in Florida and were related to Hemmingway. The weird thing is that they still prefer to live in Igloos, so they
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3Of course, I live in a bubble and have never left my hospital room. They made a story about my life Starring John Travolta. He hung with me to get the essence of bubble
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5this hamburger that had fruit cake hamburger buns. The burger joint I go to is run by the Blue Hair Maffia. It's a bunch of creepy old ladies who call themselves the Golden Girls,
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3Vineyard. The sales contract contained a provision that allowed Anna Nicole Smith's relatives to graze freely. The Developers bought it. Every year the blue-bloods get tanked
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6she was the lead in the summer stock theatrical version of "Carrie." The production was headed by Lenny Summers, who was Marc Summer's illegitimate son. He had sired him after
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4But only after her routine cold blooded murders. Otherwise she was a titanic slob with the fashion sense of a cab driver. She pissed in bottles and chewed copenhagan, so
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1never have to give directions to mother's house ever again. So she called the woman up on the HAM radio and said, "You'll never see your son again, beyotch!" Which really meant
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3football team colors meant that she was severely retarded. That would explain the skidmarks I guess. But he was after the creamy filling. He drove like an 8 legged bull until
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1She shouted at the auction. She had a variety of men for sale. She iced their nipples and shoved Tapatio up their asses so that they'd vibrate. The buyers really liked
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1in the TJ Maxx dressing room. He loved looking at the old fat ones. Then he'd put his sack in the slap-chop and pound until his shoes were wet. That's when Craig Ferguson came
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2Space potatoes. The fear of the galaxy. Once those eyes are painted on, forget it. Your brain will sweat and your guts will turn into midget mobsters with a ton of heat. They