Finished Folds (8501—8520)
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1skipping down the street singing Offspring songs and playing slug bug. When they saw a naked Santa Claus ringing a bell and playing with a Mexican Yo-yo. When he saw them
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2Glazed pork cracklins made by a band of Eskimos who lived in Florida and were related to Hemmingway. The weird thing is that they still prefer to live in Igloos, so they
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3Of course, I live in a bubble and have never left my hospital room. They made a story about my life Starring John Travolta. He hung with me to get the essence of bubble
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5this hamburger that had fruit cake hamburger buns. The burger joint I go to is run by the Blue Hair Maffia. It's a bunch of creepy old ladies who call themselves the Golden Girls,
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3Vineyard. The sales contract contained a provision that allowed Anna Nicole Smith's relatives to graze freely. The Developers bought it. Every year the blue-bloods get tanked
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6she was the lead in the summer stock theatrical version of "Carrie." The production was headed by Lenny Summers, who was Marc Summer's illegitimate son. He had sired him after
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4But only after her routine cold blooded murders. Otherwise she was a titanic slob with the fashion sense of a cab driver. She pissed in bottles and chewed copenhagan, so
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1never have to give directions to mother's house ever again. So she called the woman up on the HAM radio and said, "You'll never see your son again, beyotch!" Which really meant
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3football team colors meant that she was severely retarded. That would explain the skidmarks I guess. But he was after the creamy filling. He drove like an 8 legged bull until
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1She shouted at the auction. She had a variety of men for sale. She iced their nipples and shoved Tapatio up their asses so that they'd vibrate. The buyers really liked
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1in the TJ Maxx dressing room. He loved looking at the old fat ones. Then he'd put his sack in the slap-chop and pound until his shoes were wet. That's when Craig Ferguson came
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2Space potatoes. The fear of the galaxy. Once those eyes are painted on, forget it. Your brain will sweat and your guts will turn into midget mobsters with a ton of heat. They
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3she could feel his "baguette" poking in her hairy crack. Her ass was hard but looked like 1,000 pounds of olive loaf that had molded over. He wanted to pork her right there on
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0lance armstrong bracelets and tried to work her magic. But the raccoon wasn't having it. He wanted to stay and finish this last round of Moon Patrol. So she found a
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0"Who the hell doesn't like the movie Bootie Call?" he screamed into the store PA system. He was steaming happy and wanted answers later. He shrieked at
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2He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,
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2to "The Zipper" I realized I was out of my league. I had done some toddler coasters, but this was "the show." My Carnival Sensai was toothless man named "Ducky," he was
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0all part of the mystery. He liked to play hot bed chili dog and this one promised to be a Mt. St. Helens of chili. He would take her to the Soup Plantation to really fill her up
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1Until they started that damn birthday song. Then he flung himself out of the cage and ripped the old man's nostril off and ripped his anus out he. He screamed, they'd kill him but
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2for nothing and the chicks are free." Damn he was trapped again. The Intoxicated Counsel had slammed their Ham hammer and imprisoned him in the MTV 80's zone, his next thought