Finished Folds (8521—8540)
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3she could feel his "baguette" poking in her hairy crack. Her ass was hard but looked like 1,000 pounds of olive loaf that had molded over. He wanted to pork her right there on
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0lance armstrong bracelets and tried to work her magic. But the raccoon wasn't having it. He wanted to stay and finish this last round of Moon Patrol. So she found a
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0"Who the hell doesn't like the movie Bootie Call?" he screamed into the store PA system. He was steaming happy and wanted answers later. He shrieked at
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2He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,
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2to "The Zipper" I realized I was out of my league. I had done some toddler coasters, but this was "the show." My Carnival Sensai was toothless man named "Ducky," he was
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0all part of the mystery. He liked to play hot bed chili dog and this one promised to be a Mt. St. Helens of chili. He would take her to the Soup Plantation to really fill her up
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1Until they started that damn birthday song. Then he flung himself out of the cage and ripped the old man's nostril off and ripped his anus out he. He screamed, they'd kill him but
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2for nothing and the chicks are free." Damn he was trapped again. The Intoxicated Counsel had slammed their Ham hammer and imprisoned him in the MTV 80's zone, his next thought
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2into the shopping cart. He wanted to get another because it was two for one, but the broad wanted save her coupons for the Pet Shop Boys. She loved gay music from the
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0he was a blue ribbon cockknocker working the PM shift at Guitar Center. He would slap guitars out of people's hands and tell them not to quit their day job, then sing Roxette cover
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3out on a free apple fritter. Instead, he will urinate on a blanket and toss it on a smoke bomb. Maybe the Chinese will finally see him as he really was, a monster priest with
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3was not her strong suit. In fact, she was humor challenged. Her mother was a very successful class clown and lorded that over her daughter. So she mouthed her jokes instead
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1was losing this game of "Horse." He already had "Hors-," another missed basket and he's 86'd out of the Lion's club. But she wiped the wine reduction sauce off her
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2to give up being a high wire act. It isn't hard to fall off the wire when you anchor the thing straight to the ground. I once cut a clown in half when I stepped on the wire and
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3we swam upstream in the blood tunnel. He'd shrunk himself and was doing the back stroke through this Pakistani's arteries. Just then a giant white blood cell smoking a cigarette
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5They entered the clam shell tub and the clone sputtered and hissed. It was water resistant not water proof. "Damn," he thought. Then the clone spoke like stroked out Kirk Douglas
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4remorse and said, "The Whooping cough?" Then she pulled out her toenail clippers and mixed creamer in my Pom juice. She said, "I though I commanded you to never be ill." Then her
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3She had spent a lifetime controlling her emotions in public. Working as a cashier at Old Navy wasn't the place where one could "share." So she bought a beanie baby named Jesus
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3and said, "Make it SOOOOO NUMBER ONE!" I hated Number One. Big bearded fool drunkard. If I could bring Scotty back to life, I would make him Number One and send Reicher
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0So he started his own comics about really fat and sloppy Heroes. It was told from the perspective of a near-sighted dentist. Staying in the lines didn't matter and