Finished Folds (8541—8560)
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4put war paint on my face like a Shoshone. I road buck-naked into the Walmart on the back of a Grizzly Bear and demanded they stop selling any books authored by
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3to play the Spice Girls. That level of pre-packaged, diagrammed pop music could cause brain blisters and skull shingles. But he couldn't help it. Scary Spice was so hot that
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2the rope that Hanji had thrown up. He called it the Indian Rope trick. It was as stiff as a stallion's dick but it was attached to nothing. Hand over hand I pulled myself up
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1elixir that the Warlock in Chicago made for him. It was past the expiration date but he drank it anyway and ate a stale bologna sandwich. While he waited a deaf beggar came
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2real hair taken from Mexican Werewolf people. She had almost married one of them, but her furry fiancee couldn't read English and used her Hair Removal product instead of gel.
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3the laundry in the dryer to freshen it up and put off having to fold. I could feel the gnat struggling in pools of wax in my ear canal. If only Victoria was here because then
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1my beaded chode pulsed. It was my supervisor. The fact that the Institute installed the communication pod there meant that they lied about "all the research they did." It means
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3mountain stream. He loved hunting hill billy's. He had mounted several heads of a families from the Smoky Mountains. He had never seen European hill billy's, he
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2The training book contained a colossal myriad of warnings regarding the plastics and ink of the police tape. In fact it had been developed by the Nazi's for another purpose
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6Instead they hyperventilated and then held is breath. The momentary high was worth the huffing and puffing. He learned it from his Boy Scout
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8"That's what the carnival is for," Sparky mused. He could marry however many kids he wanted. He had fifty child spouses in Renton, Washington, but when you're master of the midway
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3clean all the mayo off the gun. By then the little jerk would have his prints all over it. Now if he could just get him to wash the knife that was inside the caper jar, then he
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3to the strip club was always a balm for the wound. He waited until the room was humming with fake eroticism and addiction, then he let a 1000 round pack of firecrackers and
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2Finally they started calling for what everyone knew was the MOST exotic meat on the list-human flesh. At first it was just Toe Poppers, you know, stuffed with cheese and fried then
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3obsession with looking young had forced him to buy cases of pearl cream. He'd wrap lotion laden gauze around his face. She told her friends that Daddy was a burn victim because
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2But the Abandoneer kept calling Dennis, Randy Quaid. She kept telling him how much she loved Christmas Vacation. Dennis couldn't take it. His brother was so much more
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4because they were zen doughnuts. They had trained with Suzuki Roshi, the Apple Fritter had become the abbot of the local Monastery. He had chosen the path of spirituality because
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2But want I lusted after was to rule the Magic Kingdom. They fired me because of uncleanliness? Have they seen the handles on the Dumbo ride. Well now I can plot my revenge on
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2Because if it was her then I didn't do a good enough job of trying to get rid of her. I started out irritable, then turned mean. I'd hang up on her when she was mid-sentence, just
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0wide open. It was a surprise party. Their faces revealed not for him. They spat at him and called him a foul dog. They chased him with bailing wire and tar. They wanted his black