Finished Folds (8601—8620)
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2But then I remembered that I lost my hearing back in the 80's. Worse my eyesight was gone. I refused help. I would crawl around the floor and bang out songs on my
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1band of evil green midgets. They had three arms and one big eye and nostrils that always ran. It looked like mint jelly banging off their knees. They came over and asked
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2Thor's semen. The thunder god wanted to create a bunch of thunder bastards and populate the planet. He was tired of the age old question. Time to put some new
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4hand job." but of course that was Heinlein's brand of humor. He had turned disgusting when joined a surrealist writing game. After that he was obsessed with
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1paid for by the Armenian genocide. The damn Turks had to launder the money some how. They devised a scheme where they would purchase ad time and then
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2environment my ass," she thought. "This trainer is dead," she promised. Do tricks for tiny fish? Bitch I'm a 4 ton killer whale, little fish like that is a sad joke. I'll push you
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1But soon this chain would lower me into the molten metal. This T-2000 model terminator would never have to work with that loser kid anymore. God was he annoying, all he
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4Papercuts covered the skin between my thumb and finger. But I couldn't stop drawing penises on all the alien women. I need more alien transvestites to
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1worked for planter's peanuts as a janitor. I would rifle through offices looking for change. I put my coffee cup down on a desk, of a sketch, it left a ring around Mr. Peanut's eye
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2applied to the liquor board to start an organization to regulate malt liquor. His dream would be that Inglewood would be to malt liquor what Champagne is to sparkling wine. Why
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3down the grand canyon. Everyone looked over the edge to watch it. That's when his Hell's Angels friends kickstarted their hogs, half of the chanters were startled and fell
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0to a canvass team. They rigged up a dodge van with a PA system and went to the poor 'hoods. They would broadcast how rich they were and how money makes a huge difference, then
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3kit. Oh how he loved push a butt pine cone into his toilet kit and watch the TSA open it up. He watched their faces go from confusion to totally pure disgust. He was a genius
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0when you start your conversation with, "I'm the type of person that..." When you say that the only thing that comes out of your mouth is lies. I don't care if you aer
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2for my tooth brush and clean those dentures, right between her legs. This grandma had put dentures in her crotch, this was a real life Vagina Dentata. The only question was
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2can steal all the recipes they want. Ha Ha, recipes cannot be copyrighted. I remember that law class. The professor was found of repeating the phrase, "Pacific Rim," what the
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2"Well this is the big kiss off," he thought. I spent thousands on these ungrateful turds and they turned on me like jackals. They waited until I had cancer, and now they're here to
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0She was a hefty aunt who went to too much therapy. She worked out by walking and kept her energy up with Tiger's Milk Bars. So when the people showed up she had only
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2"Oh my," Ted gripped his lunch bag. Crosswalks were tense for him. He counted each step and tapped his knee three times for good luck. He also alphabetized the cars until
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0Didn't know you had one. You should have put it back. You have the warmth of a ketchup bottle at Denny's. Well go ahead and try. Just try. I'd like to see you give this