Finished Folds (8601—8620)
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0Dinosaurs were the biggest lie. He had worked his way to the top of the Smithsonian and knew that it was a shill for the CIA. So what, he finally had his black woman and so
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3"Don't try this at home," he thought as he stuffed her corpse full of dynamite. He thought of having the fuse come out her vagina or ass, but that was too obvious. No, he would
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4and creamy like a Cadbury Chocolate Easter egg. I used to sit in Grammy's lap and eat the cent...DAMN IT, not now. My body houses two souls, and one of them is a boring chick
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0intoxicated fornication. But that's what it was. I was not born from alien stock, just loser stock. Christmas card buying, Schlitz guzzling, porky, faded copy cat loser stock. I am
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3That's what 40 years of working at Wal Mart will do to a guy. He shouldn't have eaten that the Wal Mart cafeteria for so long. But little Tatiana worked the slurpy machine and he
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2Anyways, that's what the Pastor tried to get him to believe. But he knew all along, that this holy man was just as bored out of his skull as he was. What he needed was a pint
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2scalloped potatoes,.a lot of cheese and potatoes. Nothing helped. The last name was stupid and lame. Everyone knew it. The only reason the family kept the name was
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4stop taking the medication. Let others call him a paranoid schizophrenic. He didn't care. HE could see the the truth past the lies...uh-oh, did I just think this? Or is it
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5or some such crap. He couldn't remember what his station boss at the CIA told him was his cover. Details shmetails. He just wanted to kill someone and have a mountain dew because
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3wrestling a cadaver. Anyone could tackle a cadaver, but wrestling, that took skill. The Dead Body Olympics was the best kept secret of the Medical world. But he was ready to
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2diaper coupons. "Could Nostras Domus be this worthwhile?" the banker thought. As she counted up twenties she imagined what would happen if the world ended, that would be
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3Palm desert parking lot. His kids were fat and numerous. His wife was a psychopath. They were stuck at the outlet mall. His credit was running out. He saw the ghost of an indian
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3walked away. The painting floated after you, first across the alter, then over the pews. I looked around to see if anyone else saw this. Nope. They were just going about their
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3and then he remembered, he had no arms. Twin sharks had played tug of war with him while he was swimming off the Egyptian coast. Instead he had two smooth stumps just
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2the dice flew out of the trash. They glowed and fell into the sockets of the one-legged hooker. The hooker smelled like burning flesh, and then her ungodly voice said, "
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0the question, "What the Hell is the Grimace character from McDonald's?" I didn't have the guts to tell the truth. No one knew, he was purple and gay and frankly, no one had
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3But life is easy for Wealthy Boxer. I got to remember that and stop this fantasy stuff. I can't share my true feelings with my trainer. My trainer would only snap a towel and say
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1to shit in the pope hat. It was elongated and pointy, is made for a Pontiff Poop. Then he could smirk as he blessed the world because only he would know about the turd, so he shook
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0that white people started to learn how to moonwalk. I'd rather have a bobble-head of Lance Ito, now that would be cool. I hate this flea market, it's the pits, if only
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2static because the signal was weak. I tried to increase the amps on my Pervert Receiver and nothing helped. Damn, maybe I should switch to Direct Pervert TV, I could eat a lot