Finished Folds (8601—8620)
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3kit. Oh how he loved push a butt pine cone into his toilet kit and watch the TSA open it up. He watched their faces go from confusion to totally pure disgust. He was a genius
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0when you start your conversation with, "I'm the type of person that..." When you say that the only thing that comes out of your mouth is lies. I don't care if you aer
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2for my tooth brush and clean those dentures, right between her legs. This grandma had put dentures in her crotch, this was a real life Vagina Dentata. The only question was
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2can steal all the recipes they want. Ha Ha, recipes cannot be copyrighted. I remember that law class. The professor was found of repeating the phrase, "Pacific Rim," what the
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2"Well this is the big kiss off," he thought. I spent thousands on these ungrateful turds and they turned on me like jackals. They waited until I had cancer, and now they're here to
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0She was a hefty aunt who went to too much therapy. She worked out by walking and kept her energy up with Tiger's Milk Bars. So when the people showed up she had only
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2"Oh my," Ted gripped his lunch bag. Crosswalks were tense for him. He counted each step and tapped his knee three times for good luck. He also alphabetized the cars until
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0Didn't know you had one. You should have put it back. You have the warmth of a ketchup bottle at Denny's. Well go ahead and try. Just try. I'd like to see you give this
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0Dinosaurs were the biggest lie. He had worked his way to the top of the Smithsonian and knew that it was a shill for the CIA. So what, he finally had his black woman and so
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3"Don't try this at home," he thought as he stuffed her corpse full of dynamite. He thought of having the fuse come out her vagina or ass, but that was too obvious. No, he would
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4and creamy like a Cadbury Chocolate Easter egg. I used to sit in Grammy's lap and eat the cent...DAMN IT, not now. My body houses two souls, and one of them is a boring chick
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0intoxicated fornication. But that's what it was. I was not born from alien stock, just loser stock. Christmas card buying, Schlitz guzzling, porky, faded copy cat loser stock. I am
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3That's what 40 years of working at Wal Mart will do to a guy. He shouldn't have eaten that the Wal Mart cafeteria for so long. But little Tatiana worked the slurpy machine and he
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2Anyways, that's what the Pastor tried to get him to believe. But he knew all along, that this holy man was just as bored out of his skull as he was. What he needed was a pint
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2scalloped potatoes,.a lot of cheese and potatoes. Nothing helped. The last name was stupid and lame. Everyone knew it. The only reason the family kept the name was
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4stop taking the medication. Let others call him a paranoid schizophrenic. He didn't care. HE could see the the truth past the lies...uh-oh, did I just think this? Or is it
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5or some such crap. He couldn't remember what his station boss at the CIA told him was his cover. Details shmetails. He just wanted to kill someone and have a mountain dew because
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3wrestling a cadaver. Anyone could tackle a cadaver, but wrestling, that took skill. The Dead Body Olympics was the best kept secret of the Medical world. But he was ready to
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2diaper coupons. "Could Nostras Domus be this worthwhile?" the banker thought. As she counted up twenties she imagined what would happen if the world ended, that would be
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3Palm desert parking lot. His kids were fat and numerous. His wife was a psychopath. They were stuck at the outlet mall. His credit was running out. He saw the ghost of an indian