Finished Folds (8621—8640)
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3walked away. The painting floated after you, first across the alter, then over the pews. I looked around to see if anyone else saw this. Nope. They were just going about their
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3and then he remembered, he had no arms. Twin sharks had played tug of war with him while he was swimming off the Egyptian coast. Instead he had two smooth stumps just
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2the dice flew out of the trash. They glowed and fell into the sockets of the one-legged hooker. The hooker smelled like burning flesh, and then her ungodly voice said, "
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0the question, "What the Hell is the Grimace character from McDonald's?" I didn't have the guts to tell the truth. No one knew, he was purple and gay and frankly, no one had
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3But life is easy for Wealthy Boxer. I got to remember that and stop this fantasy stuff. I can't share my true feelings with my trainer. My trainer would only snap a towel and say
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1to shit in the pope hat. It was elongated and pointy, is made for a Pontiff Poop. Then he could smirk as he blessed the world because only he would know about the turd, so he shook
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0that white people started to learn how to moonwalk. I'd rather have a bobble-head of Lance Ito, now that would be cool. I hate this flea market, it's the pits, if only
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2static because the signal was weak. I tried to increase the amps on my Pervert Receiver and nothing helped. Damn, maybe I should switch to Direct Pervert TV, I could eat a lot
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3paprika is handed over easily. Hungarians, man, they have the best paprika. I put it on deviled eggs as a decoration mostly, but when making spice rubs, look out. Paprika
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4Then your car lowers. Then you have custom steering wheel. Then you have rims. Then you have a girl friend with a foul mouth. And then mid-life crisis strikes. "What's it all
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4headcheese from a combination of lime jello and pork. He was known as the eccentric butcher. He made bacon out weasel belly and once had Hyena skirt steak. I often wondered
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4life where she was a chimney sweeper. She was tired back then. And cold, England is cold. She had to drink a lot of coffee then. How she got into this body she'll never know but
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2magic jack so I can waste time on the phone. Next time I call Korea to talk to Uncle Loo I will open with a knock knock joke. This is all part of my experimental
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0rusty trombone this side of Sepulveda Boulevard. I'm a sucker for sick shit. Lick my ass and toss me off and I am yours forever. And her crotch smelled like wet wool which
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3But I had to relax. My psychiatrist says I'm paranoid. My response to that crap is, "What if it's true?" Then he said, "that's it, you're incurable, get out!" So here I am in the
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2And then Lance's war simulation was over. Captain Gitto slapped his face. "You stupid fool, the kettle boiled over!" But Lance said, "Watched water won't boil!" and the tears
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0And then Denver will be remembered for is what those eradication machines tried to eradicate, Denver will always be known for the Denver Omelette. He was the hero of
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1cable companies in business. They had tried everything else. Creating different channels that weren't really different then charging for them. Basic cable has become a
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5elbow patches. What a mature and sexy item they are. Elbow patches scream professor, not the British type, but the Animal House Donald Sutherland type, kinky hair, lazy, and
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2an airplane headed for Nigeria. Some prince emailed and said if I loaned him some cash now, there would be a big pay off. That was two years ago. I am 83 and pissed off