Finished Folds (101—120)
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2But what is a "historic tweet?" you ask. How DARE you ask. You haven't got the hashtags big enough to ask that. So now I will unfurl my legendary characters in your general directi
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5Shouted the stock broker. Nathan hated that guy. He'd been at Strakley's old desk for the last 2 months. A real throwback to the lame weak sauce days of mortgage loans and beer.
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3Her date moved closer to the maitre d and said, "You got a get a purse first buddy." Sarah put the stuff back in her purse and coyly smiled at her date, then squeezed his
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5But Loki didn't care. He was going to drink with Thor tonight and let slip the dogs of war. Where this nasty, brutish alcohol run took them was anyone's guess and he'd be
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7show him what for!" But his paws could not make words on the keyboard.
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2a bag that I had tied real tight just beneath my armpits. This Boda bag was great, I'd gotten from a RenFair through a real peaknuckle of a deal. This Warlock named Josh had just
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1their prime. Why it's a unholy crime to sniff these things before they're really ripe, you know the fermented nose-burning kind of bubbly ripeness. So we took Washington, Laurel an
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2n warcraft. This was like WOW but it was World In Warcraft which was a knock-off game created by the As Seen On TV people which allowed you to
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4lifted up his sweater of magic colors. It was dizzying. Cosby's gaul, that is. Judge Ken felt the needling little black head behind his ear and decided to let Bill have it, "
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3clearing the saliva bubble in her throat so her words sounded weird and amphibious. Herb kept on tugging on the pipe, looking for some smoke. MaryJane thought maybe he hadn't
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0Unfortunately, Saul didn't come up with this "Judge Katy" plan. Nope. He was too busy trying to cheat at Poker Keno in Reno.
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0because little Ralphie's diaper was full when I lowered him in the pool. Boy was coach
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3The bell jar housed the soul of a decrepit Whit named
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3But, no I'm not a book geek, that's true, but you know what I am, I am a Sports Geek! And that means really, I am a Jock. I'm a sports geek and damn proud!
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5But that day is not today. So he stuck his hand back in his waistband and ate some more kettle corn.
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1So difficult in fact that he got a migraine. A piecing aura-inducing migraine that felt like a coked-out marsupial clawing the backs of his eyes. "How are you doing champ?" asked
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4worked at an insurance company. His dad's whole job was trying to pay victims as little as possible. Naturally this caused problems for Wooly Eye. At the baker's
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3Job threw his bowler and sliced gashed her cheek. She normally didn't like to fight. She tasted her own blood and a primal rage erupted and she
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3Screamed the the first grader when his mother dropped him off for his first day of school.
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0because it was so extremely bumpy. I wanted to pay my respects the Ukranian way. So what I did grab a whole bunch of folding stories and