Finished Folds (81—100)
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8The potato said, "Don't eat me, you'll Ruffles my wife's feathers. Besides I'm small potatoes, a small fry. Let's be spuds, I'll always keep an eye on things, I'm think skinned.
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3Lt. Jerry decides Major Tom's space flight was a total fiasco.
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7was like this total "alphabet" thing. So we tried k. But here is where the thing gets weird. We started chanting "Oriah, oriah" and then it was like this King of Breakfast appeared
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3The subject was of course still in the lobby of the experiment.
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5The Wolf raised his paws to make the Stadium howl. He then called out the secret cadence to Peter. Peter was supposed to hold the ball for a punt, but now the play changed.
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1With her inner thigh. That might not mean much to you, but jeepers, the Nurse had like double thigh meat, so it really packed a wallop. Well, there I was was, seeing stars with gar
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6Sarah's soft shoes were given to her by someone with really hard feet. The hard footed "person" said, "Look, Sarah, these shoes are like sponge cake, I really can't use them."
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3geous George the wrestler was there too. Google and Gorgeous George had to stop the time traveling Kraken, but first they had to consult the Great Wiki on what a Kraken was.
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4The High Priest of Nothingness was a strange man, a spindly, white-haired New Yorker, with glasses and balding at the top, the scalp looked like dough rising, puffy and stretched
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2it's halcyon warmth like a melting sugar cookie. I was peeing my pants, and man, I didn't care. A sense of animal freed spread through my jollies like and STD at a
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3Yes, Hillary was willing to anything to win your vote. Her invisible hand prostate milker and tax planning services was just some of them. The most horrible of course was the wax
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4I am the Bowl of Christmas Past.." my face went flush at the talking toilet.
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3but then decided to go with the seafood theme, they named themselves the Blue Oyster Cult and this is how my paintings, yes, my dang paintings became the centerpiece
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4Orange County. The three witches wanted to start a beachside coven that was also a sober living.
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1Charlie Sheen and Gary Busy in a skin-grafting accident. But this one thief I caught in the web changed my life forever. It wasn't the face, or great smell, no, it was
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2that weren't possible I thought about death and its finality. I took a step back and thought about core competencies. I wanted something out of the box, something that ticked all
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2The kid smirked as blood poured out of my mouth. Razor blades in the candy bar. The kid said, "Happy Halloween, hope its real tasty."
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1I learned the hard way, a leopard cannot change his spots.
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2But what is a "historic tweet?" you ask. How DARE you ask. You haven't got the hashtags big enough to ask that. So now I will unfurl my legendary characters in your general directi
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5Shouted the stock broker. Nathan hated that guy. He'd been at Strakley's old desk for the last 2 months. A real throwback to the lame weak sauce days of mortgage loans and beer.