Finished Folds (241—260)
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7was soon to become reality. This was the tricky bit. The really tricky bit, trickiness cubed: I jumped as high as I could and reached up for heaven. I tried to grab hold of it and
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9, but he couldn't pronounce it right. It came out more like: "Eee-aarrgh!!". "No Harry," Doctor Frank corrected, "it's more like: Eeyore!". Harry had another go: "
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5She hid, and the mists of her mind cleared. But eventually they found her and said "You can run, but you can't hide." So she leapt up and ran. She ran so fast that she
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5She covered her neck, and continued her walk, whistling as she went. She noticed something in the water trench: a small fish. She named it Arnold and it swam beside her as she
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6He booked an appointment, but sadly died choking on a $100 bill on the way there.
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3. The mad axe-man burst in through the room. I screamed and clung on to my teddybear, hugging it as tight as I could. "Hand over the teddybear" He demanded. "NOOOoooOOO!" I wailed
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1Outside the 'Pizza Palace' 2 innocent takeawayers are approached by Robin Hobo: "I am here to liberate those pizzas, ladies, and give them to hobos. Now, hand them over."
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3I tossed the ball high in the air. So high in fact, that I could no longer see it. It took a full 5 minutes to come back down again, and when it did it struck the batter with such
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3However, his heart didn't desire much as it stopped beating shortly after he died from the knife in his head.
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3The Rat-King tweeked his wiskers and observed Sewer Kingdom from high up on his throne (which is basically a pipe). Rat underlings scuttled to and fro
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3, while on a Nimbus 2015, we reached 14,999 metres per second, 1 mps away from Hogwart's expulsion speed!
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3she raised her hand and the rice slipped from it to the floor where, as it landed, it spelled out a message:
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3water from his tear ducts which ran down his face and dripped onto the floor where a small puddle amassed. In this puddle he placed a fish which he named Arnold.
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5He is the only one I will miss when i'm gone, but I will write to my Parakeet every week.
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8they all floated, were found guilty and sentenced to be burned at the stake, the story has a happy ending. This is because in the nick of time Spam Baby
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2in frame 1." The philosophy professor explains to his students. "And by frame 421 we can see that Jared and Malikas aren't getting married at all, they are infact
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2my eyes hurt, as if the mansion were an optical illusion - the proportions were all wrong. I was sure that it wasn't for real, or had Margery slipped something in my tea again?
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4"First I select the ultimate buttercup, yellow ones are usually preferable. Then I.." Suddenly various bright objects shot across the sky. The alien invasion was here. "AAAaaahhHHH
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1Now armed to the teeth with all sorts of gramatical weapons, she felt ready to tackle the world. She could still hear the great bunny, king of grammar, saying "Alice, remember
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5So I kept it. I gave it to Sally who hid it somewhere in her bag. "Come on," she said "If we continue at this pace we might make it to the summit by sundown."