Finished Folds (261—280)
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4But his real name *Trumpets sound* *Fireworks fire* is Apple-Pie Man! A super hero who's super power is
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6Then I heard the grunt of a hedge-dwelling Minotaur. I saw it see me through the walls of the hedge maze. Did it know how to get to me? Did it know the way out? It moved to the
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5freshly clipped from a mountain goat, 1 cup water, 1 tbsp of yeast, 1 cup air, 2 cups pie, 1 recently defrosted mermaid's tear, 45 cups pencil sharpenings, 2 cups microwavable dirt
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4but i'm not. I got out of the train and grew to giant size. I picked up the train and wielded it like a chain, each carriage like a link. "GGAAaaaaAAAWWW!"
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4God it would look good on my mantle piece. Of course i'd have to have the living room, probably the whole house, expanded to fit it there. "I'll take the BMW M6, in red." I told th
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2this. Allison ran for a year and a day until she came to a sudden halt by a crowd of people queuing for the latest copy of Moths and Silverfish monthly. She
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3instead all the springy bits behind the keys on the keyboard bounced my head back up and back further than normal. There I saw it written in the stars: SLIMWHITMAN. It all made sen
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10boomed. For added suspense the guards elongated the chase by running into the woods below full potential speed. In her high heels and dress, Tharg's wife didn't get far. The guards
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4seamed ok, so I set them aside. Then I heard Silas the head seamstress scream. Evidently they weren't ok. On closer examination I noticed they contained tiny little faces, all star
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3They watched on the screen until their leader issued a command: "Send in the were-hamster." Silence, until someone said, "You don't mean, GARTH?"
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4and looked at the clock. Still 2 minutes to go. Bert was most positively the worst blind date of the evening. Savannah couldn't even be bothered to tell him how
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4Writing the dictionary proved hard, especially with all the thermo-nuclear explosions going off outside. They gave me a head ache, so I went out to see what I could do about it.
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5She sat down and wept. "You ruined my story!" she wailed. I looked at her. I felt a little sorry. What was I supposed to do? I know! The perfect plan: I will
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7They stared at the new baby, and it stared back. "Jack!" Jamie cried, "It's going to say it's first words." The baby spoke: "Aroooga, Aroooga, duck, dong." They
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5"Very well" Sean said to me before him and the lads merked me. "We'll have a cheeky nandos without you." I fell to the ground and
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5". The doctor replied: "It's a radioactive isotope of Caesium which is formed as..". "OK. OK. Just make the weapon." Interrupted Phil, "Gee this is gonna be good."
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4This was unusual because, due to how fat she is, my roommate can usually be seen from anywhere. Clearly she was upset and hiding. I needed to find her to console her, I knew that j
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4situational situations. In other news a man wearing a wizard costume has broken into a closed warehouse and stolen several crates of
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8the Siamese fighting fish which, as the handbill advertised, were up to 6.5cm in length! It was the annual tournament and the fish had been gathered from all over the world.
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4his long arms at the end of which his knuckles drag along the floor. "Police," I said, showing my badge. The girl cried "Help!" and the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a