Finished Folds (281—300)
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6Yes, Garth was a ware-hamster! One night, when the full moon was shining and Garth's transformation took place
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2In punishment for killing the dogs, the servant had to spend the week pegged to a clothes line above one of the city's smelliest streets. He thought, if only I could peg my nose
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17Maybe because Kansas was a place, but someone else wanted the name. So they said "That can be your Kansas, and this'll be our (Ar) Kansas!"
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5"Mmm, this is really good, thanks." She said, barely audible through the sandwich in her mouth. "Any time" I said. "Now that we have finished with the sandwiches, let's get down to
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6What on Earth are you going to say to this, I wonder?
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4This episode we look at a group of seemingly innocent penguins who raided a shopping mall, snapped viciously at shoppers and made it off with a job lot of
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5in very vulnerable positions. At least until the childrens' parents returned home and beat some sense into them.
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5everything I wanted. To win her heart I grabbed the bread knife and brutally massacred the salad, I then violently attacked the legumes and to top it all off I took the wisk and
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3looked deep into my soul and grunted. The zombie staggered towards me before falling at my feet and coughing blood over my magical flying shoes. "AAAHHHH
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5"Very well." I said and sang "Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly!" accompanied by some electrifying chords. They looked at me like I was
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5The way she said my name, "Bob", It made my knees wobble. They then gave way and I fell over. I had literally fallen in love with her. I could barely speak, "Ah, err. Hi." I felt
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7painful." It was apparently time to change, I tried to ask her if we could meet up again but she quickly scooted off. My next blind date was really really
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5. He wound his window down and asked "Where to Ma'am?". Mildred replied, "New England, please." Joe caught sight of her beauty and was barely able to
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4led Prince Town. Now the King's son, the previous prince, had just died by accidentally brutally stabbing himself whilst shaving. And so naturally the King looked to me to replace
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3and holding a Monkees record in it's teeth. This wieghed the Earworm down somewhat and it fell from her ear to the floor with quite a loud bang that startled
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1killer Frisbee in his right hand he advanced cautiously towards the exit. The prison guards may have been distracted but the gate was a hole 15 seconds sprint away. He
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4He thought I'd finished. So did I, but more came out. "The police force is an honourable institution comprised of brave men and women without whom society would crumble into
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6". "Sir, we forgot to roll the credits!" "Damn!". The screen rolled down and the audience applauded.
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1Nate was going mad. He was loosing his mind. This carrot fast really was not working so he resolved to inform Sheila so. When she returned from the sink he began, "Dear Sheila
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4". She threw the death note on the fire and as the paper burned she recited the words from killurenemies.com. The flames danced higher momentarily and then the note was gone.