Finished Folds (361—380)
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3She smiled sweetly, "Oh, thank you James! I don't know what I'd do without your
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5Was this the end of morality? The emergency services said they would be there in a tick, meanwhile the crates of green bananas turned out to be bombs! We all had to hide under
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7? No, no it wasn't. It was just a regular spammer spamming a few 'hi's in the hope of.. in the hope of..? Actually, what is the point of that?
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5That's how you're going to end your book? Seriously? If I were you I would
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3I began to panic. What was happening? Had I missed something? Why was everyone talking about potatoes?
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9And then she woke up. She tried to remember her dream: something about a potato she thought, and a party. That was it! A potato party. She couldn't
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4"Hi? HI? Don't you 'hi' me!" Said the old man, "I remember, back in the day, when people said 'top of the morning' to one another. Not 'hi'." He came towards me, his
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3He went forth into the street and flagged down a taxi. He climbed in the back and was surprised to see his ex-mother-in-law's hairdresser Sheila. She was holding a strange
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2The winter of July 1986 had been tough. But as I said, it began in the summer of July 1986. Geraldine had thrown away our grandmother's best
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2She knew who it was. She recognised the raspy, high pitched voice. "Jerry," she said, "come out from the shadows and perform for me your
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8When he pulled the trigger his braids shot forth dragging him with them. He flew through the air and landed with a dull thump right next to an ugly orc. The orc
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6available films were required. During the gaps when one film had finished and we were choosing the next, we could hear the neighbours
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3plucked a rose flower which he held up as an offering to his oppressors. They looked at him through the scopes of their snipers and knew that the rose meant
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2One particular unhappy female director was unhappy in such a way that, using elastic bands, she strapped burnt pieces of toast to her feet as shoes. Another
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5was he to know she had a fatal allergy to cyanide? He found it very amusing as he ate a little himself. He looked up at the
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4" *crackle* the machine cut off. I gave it a tap but it was dead. Great! Now I didn't know where to go to get my palm read. I wandered over to the
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4Many ignorant, uninformed people think that the Earth is round, and that it orbits the sun. They are, of course, very wrong. The Earth is in fact
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6had an affair last week. And a different one the week before. And so on really, but at least it's never long with the same guy. That's ok with you, right Badger?" She said. Badger
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2she'd hit the ball SO hard that when it hit the ground it didn't bounce, it went into the ground. It carried on underground with such a force that it flew out on the otherside of E
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4equipment. Some scissors, local anesthetic cream, half an unripe orange, a length of high tensile cable, a mermaid's tear and a copy of 'An Inspector Calls' by J.B.Priestly.