Finished Folds (381—400)
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2I have room for forrests, gardens, rivers, swimming pools, ten sports cars and a scruffy wet dog named Arnold.
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3my head. Fortunately I was wearing a hard hat and so the moon-stone bounced off and landed on the ground. I picked it up and felt a power surge through my
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5beach party: her machine gun. Wouldn't want to turn up without one of those! The sun was shining and she couldn't wait.
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4nament. Joe went straight to sleep and slept like a rock all night long. Mildred, however, had a restless night. When she did fall asleep she dreamt that Joe had taken her revolver
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6I watched from a distance as the lamppost poured pink, hot, romantic light over the kissing couple that stood beneath it. It was SO romantic. I turned out the light, then back on a
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2It was really
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4I could not believe my eyes. Truly, they were hopeless. Always just popping out mid conversation. It made it really hard to
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5phone number written on the back of the kettle chip was wrong. She'd miss-written it and in place of her own number was a number used by terrorists to trigger their bombs. When the
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4guy with the drugs so I could join in the fun. While the crowd played hockey with the high Jean Paul as their puck, I looked about for Dan the Man.
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3was ready. Horace got up and read some more of Margaret's thoughts. As he sipped his tea he was sure he saw some murderous thoughts in there. He would have to confront her.
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2"Hallelujah! Hallelujah!" sang David as he played his lord-pleasing chord. "Ugh" Moaned the crowd "Boring!". God, who was enjoying the show, was mightily offended and
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3threw a giant ice cream in the shape of a balloon at the freedom fighters' naval base which landed with a splodge. Ice cream went everywhere and covered everything. The fighters we
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4ship and informed the captain:"My wife gave birth to it! Well, when I say wife, I mean my rubber woman." "Give it here" demanded the captain. The dock worker handed the rubber baby
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5r attitude Joe?" Mildred asked before taking a sip of water. Joe said, "Look Mildred, let's go home. It's been a wild night and I think we're both tired and worn out."
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1She wore flowers in her hair, on her dress and elsewhere. She smiled and gave me a wave and I
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5: is the word I would use to describe the afterlife. I hope there is one, and I hope it's good, but I'm not sure I believe, and I wonder if I should?
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5Ugh, why couldn't they just play T.V without adverts. During the ad break I gazed out the window and saw an old squid flapping about on the beach.
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3CRASH! BOOM! SMASH! Clatter! BOOM! "What IS going on up there", my mother asked. "Erm," I replied "I'm, erm..
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6: The giant, man-eating, rainbow-coloured bears of old are back, and they're hungry. So if you don't want to be torn to shreds and have those shreds eaten by us bears then
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3her hand held high as she made her pact to forgo the spying of kids in the years to come. The kids scarpered and she attempted to untangle herself from the rose bush. This proved