Finished Folds (401—420)
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2I put on my teeth and sharpened my glasses and looked at the long potato. It was really long. I figured there must be competitions for this kind of thing so I
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4Not well actually, I've got sore eyebrows. And yourself? How's life in the ultra super mega secret service?
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2And might come potatoes not with rain, though. This is enevitably four for five wouldn't, alas, mixed toasts have rights. But on the bean with the rain is not what was thought by
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3The marmoset with the peg leg moved with astonishing speed. It scratched someone's face, and licked someone else's. Everyone was running about screaming. I dashed for cover under
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2Sometimes at night, I get quite a fright, when under my bed, there's a
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5Two eyes and a nose emerged from the rock. Next a mouth opened and spat out a few pebbles. Then the rock man stood up. It wielded a mighty
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2wallet stuffed full of cash and stuffed down your pants. Now give it here." The elephant said. I was just about to relinquish my cash when the god of tusks came forth and demanded
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3honey stuff." Professed the wise man."I have never had my eyelids caressed, nor been in a pool of warm green honey stuff." I told him. "Oh," He said, deflated somewhat.
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2Damn! The neighbour was playing his guitar again. He plucked such particular notes that the sounds reverberated through the wall, up my nose and into my brain where they
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2It was a difficult climb, especially with 20 kilos of coffee super-glued to my eye-lash. About 400 miles from the summit the eccentric eagle of Essex
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5I tentatively removed a wooden block and the tower came crashing down. It released a puff of red smoke that negotiated its way up Sarah's nose. She
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2Swino the cow wrestler with respect to his position in society? Should more have been done to ensure his safety? In wake of his recent death by car these things will be discussed t
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3a giant enemy crab, whose pincers are so long it can reach aircraft in the sky, might appear. The pilot continued flicking, pushing and sliding things on his control pad.
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5nob. "Don't touch anything on the remote!" Dad had said. But I couldn't resist and now I'm just sitting here by this shallow pool waiting for
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2into it many times." Captain Nemo played a few songs on the organ for his crew. Then
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4"Get me my napkin, woman"! He demanded, his chin running in mustardy dribbles. She rolled her eyes some more until one of them spied the napkins. "Ah
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5a chimney that choked and coughed out luminous smoke. The smoke gathered together to form a cloud in the shape of a giant leprechaun which spoke unto me "Your business model is
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5His rusty excuse of a car coughed its way into the carpark and out of it came a man SO tall that he plunged half the city into shadow. "That's my car!" He exclaimed. The tall man
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4Stale milk dripped from the walls and the ceiling smelled as if it were made from dung. One day, after the triple-eared guard gave me my food, I finalised my escape plans.
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4I sensitively applied pressure to the rusty door which then fell out of its frame and hit the ground with such a bang that might wake the hounds of hell.