Finished Folds (421—440)
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4True happiness is the long hard lick of a strawberry ice cream.
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3binoculars as Dad's DNA was slowly replaced with that of a baboon. "I'm gonna take a pill and become a Dolphin!" Jimmy announced. Meanwhile Dad
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11but the wood-gnome didn't know the way to my remote cabin. So we ditched him and I lead the way through the woods. Suddenly our grocery cart revaporized before us and
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2and football-styled receptacle. The footballers will appreciate the green bean casserole but the taco aficionados might get a bit angry. For them it's best to add a bit of
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5a black chicken and bag of onions back in the day and now Amanda didn't know where she was or what her name was. Granny Grozna grunted "Good
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4"How can you do this to me?!" I asked as she ate the last cream cake. She opened her mouth to speak, but all that came out was
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7herd of elephants. I slammed the brakes on and, unbelted, we all flew through the wind screen of my car. What happened next is blurry in my memory but
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0There wasn't much to see, in 1963, but we're as happy as can be, my time machine and me.
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7I had decided to give up smoking. In fact I decided to become a healthier person: I would grow vegetables, take up croquet and
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3and could a cute cat casually caramelize centuries of cannibalistic cabbages, causing a considerable crash to crack the creepy cages of
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4What if cats have their own internet, and it's full of pictures of humans?
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3"A dog is a man's best friend!" I protested. But the giant man-eating dog of hell was undetterred. It barred his teeth and
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4Hope you heard that folder 3. End each fold with a question, and make sure everyone else does. Got it?
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1"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"
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4My favourite weapon was the melon-blaster. I could insert a melon and blast my enemy with razor sharp melon slices and melon juices. I was so ready for the land of giants.
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0Their airlift arrived in the form of a purple helicopter that beheaded half the exotic island's palm trees as it descended down to land. The actors were horrified and one
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3guard hut hoping to take out the guards. But, alas, it was a store room full of refridgeration devices. This gave me an idea, so I sneaked inside and
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4The pig farmer and the bearded lady appeared to be madly in love. But it was the thought of children that worried the wedding congregation. The vicar spoke, "Speak now or forever h
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2the landmarks in the photograph come crashing down. "Maybe we could use this killer camera to fight crime." James suggested. "Yeah, we could say 'FREEZE!' or i'll take a picture of
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10Absolutely not! How dare you make such an absurd suggestion. What on Earth makes you think you are worthy of my folds? My folds are the finest folds known to mankind and just so yo