Finished Folds (421—440)
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5His rusty excuse of a car coughed its way into the carpark and out of it came a man SO tall that he plunged half the city into shadow. "That's my car!" He exclaimed. The tall man
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4Stale milk dripped from the walls and the ceiling smelled as if it were made from dung. One day, after the triple-eared guard gave me my food, I finalised my escape plans.
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4I sensitively applied pressure to the rusty door which then fell out of its frame and hit the ground with such a bang that might wake the hounds of hell.
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4True happiness is the long hard lick of a strawberry ice cream.
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3binoculars as Dad's DNA was slowly replaced with that of a baboon. "I'm gonna take a pill and become a Dolphin!" Jimmy announced. Meanwhile Dad
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11but the wood-gnome didn't know the way to my remote cabin. So we ditched him and I lead the way through the woods. Suddenly our grocery cart revaporized before us and
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2and football-styled receptacle. The footballers will appreciate the green bean casserole but the taco aficionados might get a bit angry. For them it's best to add a bit of
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5a black chicken and bag of onions back in the day and now Amanda didn't know where she was or what her name was. Granny Grozna grunted "Good
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4"How can you do this to me?!" I asked as she ate the last cream cake. She opened her mouth to speak, but all that came out was
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7herd of elephants. I slammed the brakes on and, unbelted, we all flew through the wind screen of my car. What happened next is blurry in my memory but
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0There wasn't much to see, in 1963, but we're as happy as can be, my time machine and me.
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7I had decided to give up smoking. In fact I decided to become a healthier person: I would grow vegetables, take up croquet and
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3and could a cute cat casually caramelize centuries of cannibalistic cabbages, causing a considerable crash to crack the creepy cages of
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4What if cats have their own internet, and it's full of pictures of humans?
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3"A dog is a man's best friend!" I protested. But the giant man-eating dog of hell was undetterred. It barred his teeth and
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4Hope you heard that folder 3. End each fold with a question, and make sure everyone else does. Got it?
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1"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"
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4My favourite weapon was the melon-blaster. I could insert a melon and blast my enemy with razor sharp melon slices and melon juices. I was so ready for the land of giants.
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0Their airlift arrived in the form of a purple helicopter that beheaded half the exotic island's palm trees as it descended down to land. The actors were horrified and one
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3guard hut hoping to take out the guards. But, alas, it was a store room full of refridgeration devices. This gave me an idea, so I sneaked inside and