Finished Folds (441—460)
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2It flew towards me with an altogether unexpected trajectoral persuasion. I reached out and it landed with a dull thump in my palm. Then I saw that it was
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9"Cynthia NOOO!" I cried as the drunk Bonobos surrounded her. The ugly one with the scar began prodding her ferociously. I resolved to save her. "Here I come!" I announced and
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3"Look, Charles, we are not school boys anymore. This is a serious business, high-tech decryption machine with huge espionage potential. We are not going to input GAGA."
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1Mars Port without Hilda to show off my 'Big Bertha' rocket to the Martians. I really couldn't wait to go. If only I could fast forward the next 20 years.
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4The girl blushed. "Yes I'm the girl from England." she said. "Prego la mia ragazza." Said the stout Italian man who lead her up the hill.
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4The thug said, "I'm gonna pull your hairs out. One by one, and make a wig out of them." I readied my thug-blaster. "I'd like to see you try" I replied.
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4Common sense is the good sense and sound judgement applied in practical matters." Continued the professor.
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5DON'T -#8: Cut your toenails with a scythe. "What a ridiculous rule!" Someone protested. The list of dont's went on. DON'T -#9:
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10had addled his mind. A common side effect of time travel. He spun the dial on his machine in a final desperate attempt to return to the present. He closed his eyes and hoped.
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0My favourite is grasshopper pie. What's yours?
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4fact the pencil was blunt. "Damn!" She cried. She had hoped to maintain the concentration that the sharpening process was interrupting.
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3Lane was sure he had not forgotten anything. He probed the deepest crannies of his mind but found nothing there. "Alas" he thought, "I'm all set". He got out of bed and
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3is the greatest folder; folding countless nice, logical realistic stories for all to relish. So great, in fact, am I at folding that
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5"Look. If you're going to sing the song, at least learn the words! It goes like this: I looked out the window and closed my eyes, and got hit in the face by some waffle fries."
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4the sneeze that Leia the Loud of Liechtenstein sneezed that time when she swallowed a 2-feet butterfly. "Anyway." Grammar said, "Let me define alliteration for you."
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4The crew despaired as they sank into the water. "We need a new arc!" Someone shouted. "Don't worry," assured captain Missouri, "I noah guy". The hopeless pun only worsened the crew
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6It was obviously Apple-pie Angus. I felt a slithery shiver negotiate it self down my back.I looked down again at the slice of apple pie next to the corpse, Angus' murder signature.
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4Schrodinger you are hereby found guilty of the unlawful imprisonment of one cat. Schrodinger protested: "You don't understand. I did it in the name of science!".
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0that way anyway. But as my fiance and I watched this supposed 'second moon' we noticed it was getting closer. Then we saw it wasn't a moon at all but a
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1The lanky superhero stumbled over his words with the wit and sophistication of a stringy strand of melted cheese. "Geeyeez man!"