Finished Folds (441—460)
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3And when the plans were all set my sister and I scurried up the stairs armed with our sharpest teddy bears. We stormed in through the bedroom door only to find that our parents wer
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4g. Before he died the grand old man left his grandson a note. But the boy didn't read it. Which was a shame because
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2he sang. Accompanied by the toots, blats and honks of the orchestra. He forgot his words just as they reached the chorus, which was lucky because right then
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2Vegetarian after developing an allergy to bacon. But Bacon the dog kept on eating bacon. So one day his owner went to his shed to fetch
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5until my whole flat vibrated. "Right, that's it." I thought, "I'm gonna take that pesky neighbor from the flat below out." I called to my flat mate "Fetch me my
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3many times. A killer shark that could command the powers of a volcano? I shuddered and just hoped this 'sharkano' didn't exist.
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5said."Yes, yes it is" Agreed the gigantic turtle-being."Well, enjoy the after-life giant turtle!" Said Dr. Ta who turned and walked back up the beach. "Little does he know" thought
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5"Careful" Luke said, "Or i'll turn you back into a tree again!" He laughed. Thalia was furious, she
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3"Shall I?" "Yeah." "Are you absolutely sure about this?" "Just do it".
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2It flew towards me with an altogether unexpected trajectoral persuasion. I reached out and it landed with a dull thump in my palm. Then I saw that it was
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9"Cynthia NOOO!" I cried as the drunk Bonobos surrounded her. The ugly one with the scar began prodding her ferociously. I resolved to save her. "Here I come!" I announced and
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3"Look, Charles, we are not school boys anymore. This is a serious business, high-tech decryption machine with huge espionage potential. We are not going to input GAGA."
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1Mars Port without Hilda to show off my 'Big Bertha' rocket to the Martians. I really couldn't wait to go. If only I could fast forward the next 20 years.
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4The girl blushed. "Yes I'm the girl from England." she said. "Prego la mia ragazza." Said the stout Italian man who lead her up the hill.
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4The thug said, "I'm gonna pull your hairs out. One by one, and make a wig out of them." I readied my thug-blaster. "I'd like to see you try" I replied.
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4Common sense is the good sense and sound judgement applied in practical matters." Continued the professor.
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5DON'T -#8: Cut your toenails with a scythe. "What a ridiculous rule!" Someone protested. The list of dont's went on. DON'T -#9:
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10had addled his mind. A common side effect of time travel. He spun the dial on his machine in a final desperate attempt to return to the present. He closed his eyes and hoped.
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0My favourite is grasshopper pie. What's yours?
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4fact the pencil was blunt. "Damn!" She cried. She had hoped to maintain the concentration that the sharpening process was interrupting.