Finished Folds (461—480)
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4Common sense is the good sense and sound judgement applied in practical matters." Continued the professor.
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5DON'T -#8: Cut your toenails with a scythe. "What a ridiculous rule!" Someone protested. The list of dont's went on. DON'T -#9:
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10had addled his mind. A common side effect of time travel. He spun the dial on his machine in a final desperate attempt to return to the present. He closed his eyes and hoped.
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0My favourite is grasshopper pie. What's yours?
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4fact the pencil was blunt. "Damn!" She cried. She had hoped to maintain the concentration that the sharpening process was interrupting.
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3Lane was sure he had not forgotten anything. He probed the deepest crannies of his mind but found nothing there. "Alas" he thought, "I'm all set". He got out of bed and
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3is the greatest folder; folding countless nice, logical realistic stories for all to relish. So great, in fact, am I at folding that
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5"Look. If you're going to sing the song, at least learn the words! It goes like this: I looked out the window and closed my eyes, and got hit in the face by some waffle fries."
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4the sneeze that Leia the Loud of Liechtenstein sneezed that time when she swallowed a 2-feet butterfly. "Anyway." Grammar said, "Let me define alliteration for you."
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4The crew despaired as they sank into the water. "We need a new arc!" Someone shouted. "Don't worry," assured captain Missouri, "I noah guy". The hopeless pun only worsened the crew
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6It was obviously Apple-pie Angus. I felt a slithery shiver negotiate it self down my back.I looked down again at the slice of apple pie next to the corpse, Angus' murder signature.
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4Schrodinger you are hereby found guilty of the unlawful imprisonment of one cat. Schrodinger protested: "You don't understand. I did it in the name of science!".
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0that way anyway. But as my fiance and I watched this supposed 'second moon' we noticed it was getting closer. Then we saw it wasn't a moon at all but a
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1The lanky superhero stumbled over his words with the wit and sophistication of a stringy strand of melted cheese. "Geeyeez man!"
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3more difficult to understand the globin's increasingly drunken words. "Your wife has left you?" I repeated. "Was she a globin too?" Silly question. I regretted it immediately. "WHA
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1The beast had one eye positioned on the top of her head so that she saw 360 degrees at once. She spied all 13 scragely men simultaneously and blasted them with her
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4But not nearly as amazing as being a millionaire. She could sell her private island and become one, or stay poor but in possession of an exquisite island. She consulted the fishy
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4seem to be about. "Ah, hello Mrs Hawkins. Mr Stark has your paycheck, however he is, erm, in the lavatory at present." Said the secretary.
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4Stella and I tried to stay out of sight in the realm of monsters. But a ghastly monster with holes in the bones of it's face spied us through one of it's numerous see-through eyes.
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4Emmy the Great sat in her tower and looked out over her empire. But soon she grew bored and took to writing songs to entertain herself.