Finished Folds (481—500)
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5taken his flute to begin with, he would not have misled all those poor children. But now the horror of it all was too much too live with. So I
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1Come gather round people, wherever you roam.
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3"You see, my friend here has a fast car and I've got a plan to get out of here. So we made a deal and yeah..". Said Ms. Chapman. "Ok then." Said the officer, "I'll let you off thi
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5can be unfolded into a deadly weapons. But golden paperclips? They're the best of both worlds. So I set out on an epic treasure hunt in search of the fabled golden paperclips of
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6The Troll Dean staggered through the portal and emerged in the 1980's. He was on a busy street where the shoppers screamed at his sight. That hurt his feelings somewhat. Why did th
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4The camera then zooms out a little and you can see the man's fat greasy fingers trying to fish the seed out of his teeth. "Look Chris," Said the Burger King commercial superviser
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4I could not wait to start the Mars-port intergalactic boarding school. "Keep calm, son. You haven't passed the entry test yet.". What?! There was an entry test?
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5I now isn't a good time. But I need to tell you, I'm a mermaid!" Adrian was flabbergasted, "Really?" he asked. "I must get home now"! Said Serena, "Help me free my tail here!".
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5"You no you mustn't do that." She said. "I'm sorry mother." said the volcano "But its so much fun!". The volcano sprayed some more lava over the innocent and watched with glee.
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4"You're a wealthy man now, aren't you Nate?" Asked Sheila, "What do you do with all your money?". Nate said, "Carrots."
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4louder. The copter landed and Jesus, the Greaser and the Carnival barker jumped aboard. It took off just as 1000 screaming goblins arrived on the scene. "Whoa, that was close."
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3"Hmm, I'm not sure. There's evidence that..." Peter said. Jules interrupted. "For God's sake, Peter, it's a ship at the bottom of the ocean. What we call a shipwreck."
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4It was the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
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10Is this idea as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
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3His tombstone read "Here lies James, who died during the great stickleback massacre of 1986. RIP".
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2One day, the princess decided she wanted a pet Bonobo. She ordered one off the internet and named it 'Bono' on arrival. Bono lived happily with the princess in her castle.
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5If I open my mouth really really wide I can fit 10 Ritz bits in my mouth. Although this one time, whilst stuffing too many in my mouth, I had a terrible accident. What happened was
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6bonobo she had ordered on the internet. "Ah, come in." Cynthia said. She led it into the hall way and closed the door. "Now, what shall I call you?"
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2"My name is Mr Sykes." The new teacher announced. Chloe sat on the edge of her seat. "Sit on your seat properly." He said. Chloe blushed.
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3Which it clearly had. The lion ripped through the woman's flesh and reduced her to shreds. The other women shrieked shriekish shrieks. Geraldine called the police.