Finished Folds (481—500)
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4"Look Russian man" He said, "i'm just out on a jog, taking in the Russian countryside. Now would you please point that semi-automatic rifle at something your own size."
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1I was shocked indeed because it was summer. I usually only see ice monsters in winter. It swung its hammer at me but didn't really have a fighting hope as it was already melting.
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3Yes.He probably was, on account of the fact they were all going to die.The gate closed and crushed all 3 participants. The henchman watched with glee as their souls floated away to
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2" said John. He fetched his super-power hair-dryer, switched it on and blew the hot air balloon away from the volcano it had been bound to land in. The end. Or is it?
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6I resolved to stab her with my punch. I stabbed the heartless woman but my fist went straight through her. A ghost! I should have known, after all she was heartless.
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5taken his flute to begin with, he would not have misled all those poor children. But now the horror of it all was too much too live with. So I
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1Come gather round people, wherever you roam.
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3"You see, my friend here has a fast car and I've got a plan to get out of here. So we made a deal and yeah..". Said Ms. Chapman. "Ok then." Said the officer, "I'll let you off thi
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5can be unfolded into a deadly weapons. But golden paperclips? They're the best of both worlds. So I set out on an epic treasure hunt in search of the fabled golden paperclips of
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6The Troll Dean staggered through the portal and emerged in the 1980's. He was on a busy street where the shoppers screamed at his sight. That hurt his feelings somewhat. Why did th
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4The camera then zooms out a little and you can see the man's fat greasy fingers trying to fish the seed out of his teeth. "Look Chris," Said the Burger King commercial superviser
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4I could not wait to start the Mars-port intergalactic boarding school. "Keep calm, son. You haven't passed the entry test yet.". What?! There was an entry test?
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5I now isn't a good time. But I need to tell you, I'm a mermaid!" Adrian was flabbergasted, "Really?" he asked. "I must get home now"! Said Serena, "Help me free my tail here!".
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5"You no you mustn't do that." She said. "I'm sorry mother." said the volcano "But its so much fun!". The volcano sprayed some more lava over the innocent and watched with glee.
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4"You're a wealthy man now, aren't you Nate?" Asked Sheila, "What do you do with all your money?". Nate said, "Carrots."
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4louder. The copter landed and Jesus, the Greaser and the Carnival barker jumped aboard. It took off just as 1000 screaming goblins arrived on the scene. "Whoa, that was close."
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3"Hmm, I'm not sure. There's evidence that..." Peter said. Jules interrupted. "For God's sake, Peter, it's a ship at the bottom of the ocean. What we call a shipwreck."
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4It was the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun.
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10Is this idea as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?
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3His tombstone read "Here lies James, who died during the great stickleback massacre of 1986. RIP".