Finished Folds (501—520)
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5because she drove to work before putting on her shoes. Her colleagues gave her funny looks as she walked barefoot through the office.
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6that outside my doom was waiting for me in the form of a giant robotic cow. I showered, fed the baby, silenced my mother and left the house for work. That was when I saw it.
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1"Hear these words of wisdom! For I am a golfing guru. The secret to golfing success is to *cough* *splutter*". The guru died before he could impart his golfing wisdom to Gerald.
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3to a post-apocalyptic mess. He rubbed his eyes and blinked in the light. Nate had been asleep for centuries, hoping the future would bring him increased healthyness. Instead it
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2I answered the phone. "Jason?" dad said. "Yes dad?" I said. "Son. I'm pregnant.". Now I was not expecting that.
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3Granny was soaked. So Granny and the cat took shelter from the intense rain under the sparse leafage offered by a large tree. Soon the rain had become a thunderous storm and the ca
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4"Who are you?" Retorted the children. "I am dave." Said the great wizzard, "And Dave means, well, me. Now as I was saying, love and happiness...
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9As I stood in the meeting place I felt like such an idiot. Why had Betty insisted I come dressed like a frog?
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1Will you catch me?" I asked. "Look," she said, "If you jump off there you might break a leg."
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4a bit rank?". "Dad," Ted said, "Grandma has been dead for a week now. Perhaps we should do something?". "Nah, son, she's just sleepin'. She'll wake up soon. You'll see."
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3"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".
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5At 3 Pete arrived with his peeps. He said,"Here's the duct tape and kitty litter. I couldn't find a blanket. Also, we have a problem. Bunny knows.".
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4Suddenly she looked horrified. I wondered why. I felt something stir deep within. I looked in the mirror but all I saw was a frog. No, wait, it couldn't be.. I said "Ribbit!".
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5arm movement, should I do that?". George was enraged. He charged at Smith intending to beat up the child. But Smith's arm movement was unlimited. Smith reached forth and slapped
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5the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.
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4Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable sundial. 12 minutes to go. I checked out my look as it reflected back at me from the puddle below. My hair looked good.
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2in a homosexual magazine. Plenty of men read that right? It read: BOYFRIEND WANTED! Ps. I'm really really rich. What she didn't say, was that she was a she.
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7sighted the Russian bouncing slug flops into view. The victim laughs so violently their side splits open. The slug then bounces over to feast on it's prey.
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3ape waste which burned the robot's metallic skin. The gorilla jumped down and started thumping the robot who's circuitry bleeped a dying bleep.
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6And so the plans for Nate's assassination were set. Jeff placed the cyanide laced candy in his draw and waited. But being healthy, Nate chose to eat carrots instead.