Finished Folds (501—520)
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2One day, the princess decided she wanted a pet Bonobo. She ordered one off the internet and named it 'Bono' on arrival. Bono lived happily with the princess in her castle.
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5If I open my mouth really really wide I can fit 10 Ritz bits in my mouth. Although this one time, whilst stuffing too many in my mouth, I had a terrible accident. What happened was
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6bonobo she had ordered on the internet. "Ah, come in." Cynthia said. She led it into the hall way and closed the door. "Now, what shall I call you?"
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2"My name is Mr Sykes." The new teacher announced. Chloe sat on the edge of her seat. "Sit on your seat properly." He said. Chloe blushed.
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3Which it clearly had. The lion ripped through the woman's flesh and reduced her to shreds. The other women shrieked shriekish shrieks. Geraldine called the police.
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5because she drove to work before putting on her shoes. Her colleagues gave her funny looks as she walked barefoot through the office.
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6that outside my doom was waiting for me in the form of a giant robotic cow. I showered, fed the baby, silenced my mother and left the house for work. That was when I saw it.
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1"Hear these words of wisdom! For I am a golfing guru. The secret to golfing success is to *cough* *splutter*". The guru died before he could impart his golfing wisdom to Gerald.
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3to a post-apocalyptic mess. He rubbed his eyes and blinked in the light. Nate had been asleep for centuries, hoping the future would bring him increased healthyness. Instead it
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2I answered the phone. "Jason?" dad said. "Yes dad?" I said. "Son. I'm pregnant.". Now I was not expecting that.
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3Granny was soaked. So Granny and the cat took shelter from the intense rain under the sparse leafage offered by a large tree. Soon the rain had become a thunderous storm and the ca
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4"Who are you?" Retorted the children. "I am dave." Said the great wizzard, "And Dave means, well, me. Now as I was saying, love and happiness...
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9As I stood in the meeting place I felt like such an idiot. Why had Betty insisted I come dressed like a frog?
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1Will you catch me?" I asked. "Look," she said, "If you jump off there you might break a leg."
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4a bit rank?". "Dad," Ted said, "Grandma has been dead for a week now. Perhaps we should do something?". "Nah, son, she's just sleepin'. She'll wake up soon. You'll see."
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3"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".
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5At 3 Pete arrived with his peeps. He said,"Here's the duct tape and kitty litter. I couldn't find a blanket. Also, we have a problem. Bunny knows.".
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4Suddenly she looked horrified. I wondered why. I felt something stir deep within. I looked in the mirror but all I saw was a frog. No, wait, it couldn't be.. I said "Ribbit!".
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5arm movement, should I do that?". George was enraged. He charged at Smith intending to beat up the child. But Smith's arm movement was unlimited. Smith reached forth and slapped
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5the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.