Finished Folds (501—520)
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4a bit rank?". "Dad," Ted said, "Grandma has been dead for a week now. Perhaps we should do something?". "Nah, son, she's just sleepin'. She'll wake up soon. You'll see."
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3"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".
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5At 3 Pete arrived with his peeps. He said,"Here's the duct tape and kitty litter. I couldn't find a blanket. Also, we have a problem. Bunny knows.".
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4Suddenly she looked horrified. I wondered why. I felt something stir deep within. I looked in the mirror but all I saw was a frog. No, wait, it couldn't be.. I said "Ribbit!".
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5arm movement, should I do that?". George was enraged. He charged at Smith intending to beat up the child. But Smith's arm movement was unlimited. Smith reached forth and slapped
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5the chimney" my wife said. "Damn!" I thought. I really was hopeless at snakes & ladders. I got my chimney sweeping equipment and went to work. It reminded me of when I was a child.
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4Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable sundial. 12 minutes to go. I checked out my look as it reflected back at me from the puddle below. My hair looked good.
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2in a homosexual magazine. Plenty of men read that right? It read: BOYFRIEND WANTED! Ps. I'm really really rich. What she didn't say, was that she was a she.
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7sighted the Russian bouncing slug flops into view. The victim laughs so violently their side splits open. The slug then bounces over to feast on it's prey.
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3ape waste which burned the robot's metallic skin. The gorilla jumped down and started thumping the robot who's circuitry bleeped a dying bleep.
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6And so the plans for Nate's assassination were set. Jeff placed the cyanide laced candy in his draw and waited. But being healthy, Nate chose to eat carrots instead.
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2oded right before our very eyes. Perhaps the top-secret organisation that Ben worked for had hidden explosives under his skin. After all the truck crash was top-secret info.
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4The Ethiopian let out a dying groan. The cannibal child looked at her cannibal mother who said, "Don't listen to your food. And hurry up, we have work to do.".
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5To my amazement the fly spoke. "Yes, my dear." It replied to my grandmother. The fly's voice was raspy and pitched somewhere between a C# and a D. It continued, "Now
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3"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.
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0Whilst out exploring, Scout met some other chinchillas. They told him of a treasure island hidden in a land far away. And so Scout the chinchilla set out on a mission to find the
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3"The meaning of life, Jimmy, is to fold stories on Folding Story." Explained professor Samantha.
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2Jeff went first. Sledging down the hill at top speed. It was great fun. The sledge got faster and faster. And faster. He was going at about 60mph now.
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4So the sweater was magical! I decided I would use it to fight crime. I went outside onto the street and observed a mugging. Time to shine.
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4Upon arrival Adam and Eve had to relinquish their milk cartons. "Get in" yelled the principal. They were shoved in with the poison ivy and locked there for many hours.