Finished Folds (41—60)
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3ý0u Ш!|| Ћ@v∑ +0 м@ΓΓЏ м∑ ∫!Γş+" Dave tried smashing the Cyber Cobbler with a fire extinguisher. "+Ћ@+ Ш!|| Π0+ Ш0ΓК D@v∑"
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3read the sign. So I picked up the carrier bag & looked inside. There were plastic bottles filled with blood & a note that read "Have a good day at school Edward, love mum."
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12Research has found that the percentage of FoldingStory users with 3 figure IQs is equal to the percentage of bananas that are straight. From this we can conclude that
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1moved out when we asked her to take out the trash. Poor Mama, now she
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7in a whirl of sand he was whirled through the air for several days with nothing but sand for food. Joe landed on the west coast of America with all his sandy friends.
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5with cyclops for sales assistants might not have been a good idea. Now there was a cyclops in my house. I put on my golden fleece and
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2"Paul, I do not want to go on a date with you mate." "Please, Jane, don't leave me standing here. I have walked for literally ages down a long and winding road to get here."
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2found a nocturnal badger-sized burrowing mammal from Africa with long ears, a tubular snout & a long extensible tongue that was feeding on ants and termites. "Hello" I said
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3to outwit a velociraptor but Pebbles disagreed. & so they all agreed (including Fred) that Bam Bam & Pebbles should not spend the week together in Marbella, but instead
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4indefinitely which was definitely a definite proof of indefinality. "WRRAAARR!" Cried the fractal dragon. "DDAAARRR!" Cried the knight, unsheathing his mighty
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2"I'm sorry? You voted Harry Styles for President? Well thank god no one else did or chaos would ensue." "Well actually,there were quite a few of us who voted for him.." "Like how m
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5Unreal Larry strolled through cities, invisible to all who couldn't see the unreal. He sung songs, unheard by all who couldn't hear the unreal. Unreal Larry
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3Not many people knew that, because Dodos have been extinct since 1681. As a result
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3In the end I got so hot & bothered a fire burst out between my covers & I was sheathed in flames. "UURGHHYAA!" I screamed as I jumped out of bed.
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5Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and finish a story. It's a messy business. The pressure to conclude the story is like making a joke to a crowd, you really hope it
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2I pricked my finger on a succulent plant with a thick fleshy stem bearing spines, brilliantly coloured flowers & a face. "Hello," it said
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4Fold here if you can't write.
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1foghorn. I blasted it in people's ears and waited until I found someone that did not react. BingO! A deaf person. Attempting to befriend them I struck up a conversation. "Hello, go
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5Especially because he put his jester hat on skew-whiff this morning & received laughs all around the castle. & now these builders who had outdone his costume. Poor Jester.
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2because the 1 eyed woman is queen in the land of the blind, Esmerelda's top holiday location. She will be visiting next spring when their sparse vegetation begins to greenen & the