Finished Folds (101—120)
-
3like the mashed potato he would have been eating for dinner had the tornado not destroyed it. He sat down on his door step and sang a sad song:
-
6It was a REALLY overweight parrot who had long since lost its ability to fly. "Pardon my weight, sir!" It said, then "*squark* don't eat me!". I looked at it and
-
3She sculpted an alligator in the sand which came to life. "Hi! I am Alligator Adam! You may command me to do anything." The little girl looked at the other beach goers, & had an id
-
4about to turn 37. "Sherry!" She cried "I have baked you a cake!". Sherry fell to her knees & said, "Oh I can't believe it! No one has ever done such an act of kindness to me before
-
2improve his grammar. He knew this because the alien who was ready to crush the moon into his home was shouting "SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!". So Sam
-
3Johhny didn't care. He didn't need presents. He walked over to the road and stuck his thumb out. A little while later a flash car pulled up, the window wound down & sitting there w
-
4." Suddenly he collapsed "Ooh I think he's having a cardiac arrest!" Someone called. "Serves him right. We all knew he was guilty of ruthlessly beheading those poor sunflowers."
-
3That's right, when she dies and they cut her up into strips he isn't allowed anything. Not even 100 metres. Gee he should be entitled to a mile of her because he has loved her
-
1e!!". Margery intervened: "Ok, ok everyone. Calm down, calm down now. Let's do, yes, let's put the telly on. Is there anything good on? Oh yes, yes this is good. This is about
-
0in the eyes, gave a "Cockadoodledoo!" then breathed fire all over him. Our heroin hopped about trying to put himself out as the dragon-chicken
-
2his love for Jemima Puddleduck. Instead he spent the rest of his days watching people suffer & watching them pee in window. Amongst other strange things.
-
6they were already here, examining my fridge. "It seems your chicken pot pie was taken by a nasty slimer." Peter Venkman told me. "Egon, go grab the
-
4special man, licking cats from Japan, with a snow-white tan. He took it all too far, made it too far, but boy could he play guitar (left handed). Then some kids killed him.
-
2The last time she had seen him was Berlin, 1989. The 2 of them stood there, as if nothing could fall. "I wish you could swim" he told her "like dolphins can swim.
-
3into the dodgy back alley with the guy who wears tin foil on his head. I drove on for 30 miles before pushing the secret button. Dean sat up as the car slowly descended into the
-
3Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school, singing skunkish songs. "You've changed your tune, Skip!" One passerby was heard to say. Skip replied "
-
4world out performing Tianhe-2 and eating Titan for breakfast. Beware! The age of the Fruit Stripes Gum Wrapper has come.
-
2plan I thought. If my arch-enemy had wanted to kill my child & I, he should have tried harder. I set about plotting my revenge when I discovered, hidden away in my attic, a
-
2the slice of banoffee pie that was so ruthlessly taken from me all those years ago. "Attack!" I cried & my battle-ready emperor penguins advanced with a "SQUARK!", which incidentl
-
4When they returned home the father said to his son "Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song." He sat at the piano and sang: "