Finished Folds (101—120)
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2improve his grammar. He knew this because the alien who was ready to crush the moon into his home was shouting "SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH!". So Sam
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3Johhny didn't care. He didn't need presents. He walked over to the road and stuck his thumb out. A little while later a flash car pulled up, the window wound down & sitting there w
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4." Suddenly he collapsed "Ooh I think he's having a cardiac arrest!" Someone called. "Serves him right. We all knew he was guilty of ruthlessly beheading those poor sunflowers."
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3That's right, when she dies and they cut her up into strips he isn't allowed anything. Not even 100 metres. Gee he should be entitled to a mile of her because he has loved her
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1e!!". Margery intervened: "Ok, ok everyone. Calm down, calm down now. Let's do, yes, let's put the telly on. Is there anything good on? Oh yes, yes this is good. This is about
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0in the eyes, gave a "Cockadoodledoo!" then breathed fire all over him. Our heroin hopped about trying to put himself out as the dragon-chicken
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2his love for Jemima Puddleduck. Instead he spent the rest of his days watching people suffer & watching them pee in window. Amongst other strange things.
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6they were already here, examining my fridge. "It seems your chicken pot pie was taken by a nasty slimer." Peter Venkman told me. "Egon, go grab the
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4special man, licking cats from Japan, with a snow-white tan. He took it all too far, made it too far, but boy could he play guitar (left handed). Then some kids killed him.
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3into the dodgy back alley with the guy who wears tin foil on his head. I drove on for 30 miles before pushing the secret button. Dean sat up as the car slowly descended into the
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3Skip the Skunk skipped skittishly to school, singing skunkish songs. "You've changed your tune, Skip!" One passerby was heard to say. Skip replied "
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4world out performing Tianhe-2 and eating Titan for breakfast. Beware! The age of the Fruit Stripes Gum Wrapper has come.
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2plan I thought. If my arch-enemy had wanted to kill my child & I, he should have tried harder. I set about plotting my revenge when I discovered, hidden away in my attic, a
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4When they returned home the father said to his son "Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song." He sat at the piano and sang: "
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0. I wrote a song about my experiences called 'Yellow stripes in the hospital' which I performed live for the Queen. She liked it very much and offered me a knighthood which I accep
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6you could try reading chapter 9 +3/4 after drinking a potion containing Fluxweed, Knotgrass and the hair of an overweight businessman while holding your right ear with your left th
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3& so I decided to carry a wobbly tower of carelessly stacked out-of-date Hungarian woodglue tubes precariously balanced on each shoulder. I thought I was IT. Little did I know that
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3. "You have made an enemy out of me, & a fool out of yourself. Now die!" My rubber ducky told me. "Noo! *blublebluble*" I cried as I submerged in the bath water. I tried to tell my
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5classic film that was screened on one of the corridor's many screens. It was about a young child who attempted the impossible: they took a night bus to a run down part of town
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1. But if you give a lot of love then God will give you a little love of your own." The children gazed at him. The teacher urged them to applaud. The dog barked. The cat purred. The