Finished Folds (81—100)
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3skog plfėotwijv. Jo'qu masa-masa pfilu buvo uteniškis aira flip. Stente went blent and meant skoging fluprialy avant blibking minorcrasly a flump. Semply demp which man cozza bin.
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5make up his mind what to study. So he went to a studious guru & said "Oh mighty guru! Inflame my quest for knowledge. Show me the way. What am I to study?" The guru reached deep in
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4pluck your nostril hairs. They use them for building their houses, much like birds use sticks to make their nests.
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4ity of the situation touched her in such a way that she called after Rob & confessed unto him her inner most secret. "Rob," she said "I just can't jump your rail road gauge." by wh
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1but decided it was foolish. Mike & Tom left the D&D club and headed out onto the street where they embarked on an epic quest for a spot of beans on toast. They started off
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1We used apples for the wheels. A giant apple hollowed out for the cab. A juicer under the bonnet that harnessed the power of apple juice to power it. & Apple peelings as body work.
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12Or this one? "Eleanor Rigby picks up the folds in the church where a wedding has been, lives in a dream, waits at her computer, folding the folds that she keeps in a jar by the doo
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4A small audience of 3 applaude him. The proprietors sigh. Surely their Cabaret Voltaire will take off. The next artist appears on the stage. She is wearing a dress made from the
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3drunken card games with her boyfriend. Kathy was the proprietor of a florist that sold cellophane flowers of yellow & green that towered over the head's of their customers.
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8"On what grounds do you stone me?" He asked "I have not sinned. I have loved my wife, watered my vegetables & never rebelled in the proletarian sense of things. All my life!"
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2it squealed. His boss had rigged the envelope up to a small speaker hidden within. He came back in & looked straight at me "Caught you red handed."
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5I immediately felt sick. I wished I hadn't eaten the green banana from the toilet. I lost consciousness just as the folding story rehab staff burst in with handcuffs.
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2nodded. "I am a morbid man" he said, "Morbid Mike, they call me. If you like, i'll accurately predict the date of your death. Fetch me an axe and place your head here. I predict yo
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5his dinner. Phil thought it quite useful having 15 identical wives. His dinner arrived 15 times quicker. But variety is the spice of life & Phil's wives didn't vary.
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1My dentist came back in, scantily clad in a skin-tight dress that left little to the imagination. "Such pretty molars" she whispered as she looked deep into my
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4didn;t have teh incovenience of gramma). I think it, ropes young people down in this, day in: age. I mean who. needs grammer? what a (pointless) Waste of t1m3!! Back in myday we
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8Larry burst into the room armed to the eyelash with fire arms. He looked deep into my eyes & said, "Fetch the dragon." "Molly! Someone here to see you." I called out to my sister.
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4Nay, he was a puppy by day and boy by night. He was a were-puppy who's circadian rhythms were 12 hours out. Probably Australian. Good night. Or is it day? Put another shrimp.......
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2by offering to remove his shoes. After much maneuvering I just ended up with them jammed between 2 walls in the clown's flat. This upset him further so I decided to
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5"Emma, you are useless." Her mum would say. "But mum! I'm not useless, I can be used as a bad example." Emma grinned. This made her mum furious.