Finished Folds (121—140)
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0. I wrote a song about my experiences called 'Yellow stripes in the hospital' which I performed live for the Queen. She liked it very much and offered me a knighthood which I accep
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6you could try reading chapter 9 +3/4 after drinking a potion containing Fluxweed, Knotgrass and the hair of an overweight businessman while holding your right ear with your left th
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3& so I decided to carry a wobbly tower of carelessly stacked out-of-date Hungarian woodglue tubes precariously balanced on each shoulder. I thought I was IT. Little did I know that
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3. "You have made an enemy out of me, & a fool out of yourself. Now die!" My rubber ducky told me. "Noo! *blublebluble*" I cried as I submerged in the bath water. I tried to tell my
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5classic film that was screened on one of the corridor's many screens. It was about a young child who attempted the impossible: they took a night bus to a run down part of town
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1. But if you give a lot of love then God will give you a little love of your own." The children gazed at him. The teacher urged them to applaud. The dog barked. The cat purred. The
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3of rainbow coloured sharks, beached, like whales, like beached whales. Each weekend thousands would flock to these beaches to clear up the sharks. One man, Henry to be precise, had
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1was the mad axeman beating his way through the front door. Chuck grabbed his bag and headed for the bathroom window where he saw a woman protected by a silver spoon making
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4And so everywhere I went, I went with an eagle perched on one shoulder (much like a pirate's parrot) and a fat pile of cash perched on the other. One and all knew I was rich, and I
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4alone. He received a total of 314 stitches across 41 different glands rendering him glandularly disabled. Skip the skunk rubbed his temples and attempted
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3." Which made very little sense to us humans. But apparently it was a hit in the cat world. Now this cat here is potentially very dangerous because
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5ion being the limited edition 1 of 10,000 ducks she found in the supermarket last Saturday. "Aah little ceramic duck," Megan said "come here while I
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3my aging father's strange addiction to inflatable whales. After each day down the mine I would spend nearly all my earnings on a new inflatable whale leaving very little for
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4who eventually brainwashed me into attending church services. The first week I was thrown out for wearing 'inappropriate clothes' and the second week I was struck by lightening whi
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4I landed with a dull thud atop a lilly which gave way and I was soon submerged in the pond. The silence of the gold fish was
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5Paul had to learn to walk. He wispered a solemn eulogy to Billy who lay dead in the dust. Fortunately, the fearsome beast had a soft spot for babies, so Paul
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4Suddenly Elvis erupted in full song: "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog, Cryin' all the time!". And the world stood still, until a giant bloodthirsty beast called
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5He found some fast food and some fast water and cured his ailments. Then he looked at
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9I made a plan & dashed for the whale exhibit. I jumped on one's blow-hole and waited. Soon enough it shot me high into the sky and I watched as Seaworld shrank to a dot.
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2Posing an intellectual question: "Are we carnivores or mammals?" He was sure to win her heart back. But Waffle's heart sank. Literally. She had to jump into the lake, hold her brea