Finished Folds (161—180)
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5& then it clicked: except for one woman & she was exceptional. "Hello there, long time no see" she whispered in my ear seductively. She may be old, I thought, but those calf muscle
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2"Open the door and let me in!" Came her voice, one day. "Waaah!" He replied. "Let me in or I'll blow you house down!" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
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3"Dammit Data! Now the whole neighbourhood will be woken!" I peeked through the window to see an a torch-bearing mob of angry neighbours heading our way. Data whimpered.
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4Charles was stuffing his hamster's face with grenades, attempting a new world record.
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4"RACISM! RACISM! RACISM!" He roared. Just in case we hadn't got the message he roared it a few more times before looking directly at me and adding "
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5Tina jumped up and began to cry "Oh! Oh!"rather loudly. All eyes in the restaurant turned before she exclaimed "Does my bum look big in this?!" My face turned redder than
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5I replenished my water from the river & roasted a few monkeys to replenish my food. Sadly the jungle offered me nothing in the way of batteries but what it did
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4Damn! I just can't find the time, the energy, the money, the women, the resources or indeed the hot wasabi paste to
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3. I wanted a skeleton that was stronger than bones, yet still light weight and flexible to ensure maximum strength, durability & movement. After minutes of research I settled for
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3k practices were guaranteed to get him back off the streets. One was bovine dentistry and the other (slightly more dangerous) involved
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2One morning he didn't turn up for clown practice, but fortunately he lived radioactively every after. The end. Or is it? Muhahahaha. No it really is the end now. Omg out of charact
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3stolen toothbrushes and had come out to see what all the fuss was about but 13 donuts later he was none the wiser. The Deputy Sheriff reached for his
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6"Arooga arooga!" Exclaimed the diners as they supped on Mdme Wong's exquisite soup. It was made from the rarest of ingredients brought in from all around the world. Some of which
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4And here comes president George Bushington now with his enormous
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2"I remember you" One onlooker confessed to the old women. "You used to be in that commercial about the lobster iPhone case! Yes yes, how did it go?
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2's a looser but me!" Revving his hoverbike he left with a woosh, & a zoom & then a splutter. "Damn, Grandpa! My hoverbike is broken. Fix it plz." "But I thought I was just a 'loose
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5the dog caught under the throttle pedal. "Come here Rufus! Good doggy. Aah that's better!" Jim drove on to perform the impending eye removal on their latest corpse. The corpse was
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4"Now my child, what animal do potatoes come from?" "No, Grandad, you don't understand. Potatoes don't
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8tioned it into baguette crumbs so that it might last the week. Escape time now. James stuffed the crumbs in his pocket and slinked out the door only to
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6er and dumber star Jim Carey who had long since given up answering the phone due to fan harassment. So my sister Tabatha and I were stuck here with only a wet St. Bernard for