Finished Folds (61—80)
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1a Ming can make! He flew into a rage. Cursing and spitting as he knocked over the kitchen and chairs. When the servants came he began to vigoursly pound upon them with fists and
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1And they were pissed to say the least. This "party" was actually just an organzied plan to give Kinkaid the beat down of his life. They surrounded him and slowing began to move in.
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1at the beast's head. "I don't know what or who the hell you are, but you best be gettin' your ass off my land." Farmer Joe looked down the sight of his gun and prepared to fire.
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3Julie had just taken a sip of kool-aid when she happened to look down and discover a large, black roach floating against the edge of the glass. It's little legs scurrying.
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9"And you want to be my latex salesman?" Harold figeted in his seat. "Yes sir. I'm the man for the job. Latex is my middle name. Well not really, but I like it. A lot." The boss
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3the great Aztec God Sheuza'n. Known for his quick temper and thirst for virgin blood, Sheuza'n prefered to take the form of a chihauhua as it pleased him.
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4south as birds are wont to do. They flew with the wind beneath their wings. Humming "You are the wind beneath my wings" the entire way. It would become their battle anthem.
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5"You're serious?" Amanda pointed at the small box on the table. "Of course, I wouldn't kid about something like this. It's locked inside. I honestly don't know what the hell to
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7I once owned a horse by the name of Gulliver. Best damn horse around these parts. She'd dance. I mean, honest to God, dance if you started playing "Hotel California" around her.
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2. But that was nothing compared to what Bertha (my best ratchet) made me do. I can still hear her words when I think back on that time. I had been on the pot, my toolbelt down
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1The gay man looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'm so happy."
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2An assasin was hiding behind the curtain. I could tell because his sneakers were sticking out from the bottom hem. This was the third time this week. I took a toothpick from my
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5Legend says the old map would lead whoever follows it to riches unknown. At least that's what the grinning man in the tourist shop had told me when he took my 500 bucks. Now I was
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2Sixteen cheerleaders stood leering at me. I had miscalculated the timing of their return to the locker room and now had been caught with my pants down and a pair of panties on my
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2recite it in front of 10 drunk college professors. It was a tall order. When we got back to the barracks Tim broke down. "I can't do it. For God's sake man, It's too much. I write
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3front for the largest Viagra manufacturer on Earth. It had to be shut down. That was the only way to stop all the old people from doing
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6. It was a race against time. If I could only reach Jenny's house before my carpet gave way. Jenny would know what to do. Jenny always knew what to do. Her house was in sight now.
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4climbed out of the virtual reality pod and waddled over to the nearest Nasa employee. "Hey!" He squealed in his high nasal nerd voice. "Where's the good stuff? Blue Avatar Chicks?"
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3cane I was sucking on was as delicious as ever. Even as the skin continued to split all I could think of was how good candy canes are and how I wished I were one.
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2cockerspaniel. A fine breed. I remember when I was a young man and I had a cocker named Dimples. We called her that because of the two dimples located squarely on her