Finished Folds (21—40)
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4fucked." We marched in a solid line proudly displaying our t-shirts. Shoppers gave us funny looks, but we knew the Old Ones would deal with them shortly. It was only a matter of
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7he thought better of it. By God he had lived in this house for years. Let the others run away. He was here to stay. He popped open a beer and took a swig. The lawn remained
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6Sometimes when I brush my teeth I think I can hear the cavities die. I can hear their wails and screams as the listerine incinerates them. I feel sorry for them. That's why I
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2"Sir, we've deciphered the aliens message!" The communications officer came barreling into the boardroom as all the leading generals leaned forward in anticipation. "It says
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5Sonny looked at Cher and growled. He beared his teeth and slowly bent down on his haunches. Cher looked momentarily confused. This wasn't in the script. Their variety show was live
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5I mourn for my lost guinea pig Petey. It's been five years now. I still make it a tradition to visit his gravesite. It's out by the projects. Next to the heroin dealer.
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2That smug bastard. "Not such hot shit without your knees huh Mr. Hawkins? Relativity, space, and quantom black holes not doing much so save your ass now huh?" I brought my hammer
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3they began to gather up all of the New Yorkers, placing them into huge camps. Protected by barbed wire and gun toting guards these camps became known as
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4"I'm sorry I have inconvienced you, dear sir, but I received a request to come and participate in some festivities located on these premises." Fried chicken smiled and then looked
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1and I found myself surrounded by beautiful maidens. Each more fair and luscious then the next. "My lord, thou hast arrived! We just finished cooking and are ready to give you our
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1back. Someone had to. All that staring and no fucking buying sent him into a rage just thinking about it. He grabbed a meat cleaver from the rack and went to work on the closest
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6debris in the water and all the dolphin mating calls rising shrill in the air. I could make a fortune if I caught a rapping shark. I quickly baited my rod and reel with some funky
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3ing eagerly at the showers, lufa and body wash in hand, when Ralph arrived. "So you ready?" He had a big grin on his face. "You want to wash my back or my front, sugar?"
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5and her eyes went wide. She pulled back from me. I could see now she was squinting and a few tears were making their way down her cheeks. She smelled it. I could smell it. Foul.
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4Seven years ago I found a hat made of the finest silk. It was blue and looked to have never been worn. I found in it the old dumpster outside the strip club. Problem is, it was too
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5That was when I dared Jimmy to eat 25 slim jims in one sitting. He declined and I double dog dared him. He caved and by the time he got to the 15th one he was beginning to look
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7I suppose, in hindsight, I shouldn't of given that monkey a loaded revolver. It was an easy misake to make though. I didn't think much of it at the time. I was too busy laughing at
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2crazy. Absolutely stark raving mad. He was breathing heavily and a small trail of drool began to run down his chin. "You'll see. They'll all see. The truth is out there." Then
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2spectacular, so mystifying, so ambitious that it rocked the Earth to its very core. I danced like the fever was in me. My henads and feet moving together in perfect rythm until
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6pissed the warden off something fierce. He brought me into his office for a "one on one". He yelled profanties and I tried to explain art. Stalemate. How could he be so obtuse?