Finished Folds (101—120)
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7more direct course of action. He found it in the Dogwood Tree. The Dogwood was a shady dodger. A grifter. He moved from town to town ripping off the saplings and duping the
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3She grabbed my hand and pulled me to the cockpit door. I braced myself as she wrenched it open. What met my eyes was the most tear enducing sight I have every laid eyes on.
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5the time rift. It was an epic journey fraught with action and marvelous adventure. But it was destined to end in disaster. MegaDonut Man had a problem squeezing his
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5people don't really believe, man. Their faith isn't what it used to be. I mean I used to be able to walk into any bar in America and turn that shit into wine and people would
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3would call him directly. It was only a matter of time. He took another bite of McGriddle and eyed the cute McDonald's cashier. She could do with a little Travolta. Battlefield
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4It came down to one last match. One final test against the checkers champ. Oscar was a gangly 14 year old, tall with barest hint of facial hair. He stuttered as he sat down
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2Oh that sweet, sweet Proactiv. Now that he had it, pimples would be a thing of the past. Babes dig pimpleless guys, they'd be all over him before he could blink. So he took the
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4went to pinch a guy's butt and wound up grabbing both cheeks at once. The guy had yelped before spinning around and giving her a sly grin. "Hey baby" He said, something I can help
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2around me. I began to panic. The flames leaped higher and it became difficult to breathe. I backed into a corner and began to pray to the might God Poseidon. he who would release
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6. In fact, she hadn't showed in 3 weeks now. Why waste time when there were more important things to do. Smoking, sexing, and fitness. That was the life for her. A life she was
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2He pondered for a long time how that was possible before finally confronting her about it. "How dare you! My boobs are beautiful!" He didn't know what to say, how does one say
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5Poor Howeve. I couldn't help but feel a twinge of pain and loss for her. I remembered our brief affair on the beach that chilly night. When the crab crawled up her dress and
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1wit and social satire needed for just such an occasion. She would stroll though the crowds smiling and waving, even as everyone marveled at
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2I had a dream that I was covering in whip cream and Pamela Anderson was there ready to lick it off, but before she could her tongue transformed into a
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2. The Kodiak awoke with a great bellow of a roar. It rose up on its hind legs and began to paw the air while slowly walking towards him. He knew this would happen.
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1her lusty affairs with the numerous sailors downtown. She was an old one, but as long as her ticker was still working he figured he'd get a litle piece of the pie for himself.
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5Long nights at sea drove me into her arms. Well, I should say arm. She only has one. The left one. One left arm and one right leg. That's my girl. The girl for me if only I
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5Sixteen years ago I spoke before a jury of my peers and confessed to them the nature of my dreadful crime. Some laughed, others reeled in disgust, while other still fainted. But
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10It's a true and universally known fact that cats like to lick the inside of shoes. This pleases them and brings good luck to the owner. Once the shoe full of cat spit is put on
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4Art Vandalay went too far. He began to shy away from the conventions and began to go door to door. He would carry a 1000 pound weight that he would dare people to lift and once