Finished Folds (261—280)
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4"Thanks," Smith said,bouncing the baby a bit higher. "Shouldn't be too much longer." The baby laughed & cooed & gazed at Smith & George with such affection. Then: BUURRPed it up.
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2." "Twas just a spring clean for the May Queen. That Bustle in your hedgerow should not be botherin' ye any longer!" the boy grinned. "Wot's yer name, kid?" "Ye can call me Led."
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1the trashcan! "Lemme out!" a thin, weak voice called. Hmmm. I hesitated, as it *was* Frankenstein's trashcan after all. "Who are you?" I asked, cracking the top of the trashcan.
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4in the direction of the voice. "No, behind you!" the sad creature replied. I turned but then realized my mistake. "GOTCHA!" I felt cold,slimy arms grasp me. "You are forever MINE!"
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2she examined the empty walls of the "store"."I'm outta here! Let's go to the food court! I'm starving!" Pamela & Priscilla skipped down the pink hall, oblivious. "Oh, hey Jonah!"
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9It was exactly as prophesied in the Book of Revelation. The Woman of the Apocolypse. The Walking Dead. The Unaware. The Lost. Suddenly a bright white light enveloped Earth &
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3spat. He spat alright. His dentures clattered across the floor, where chubby Lizzy Farkus bent down (awkwardly) to retrieve them. "Oh looky what I found!" & she stuck them in her
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5offered. I declined. She bent down close to my face & whispered, "Hacksaw?" Minutes later we were both free, thanks to "Beehive Babe" (as we named her). Now we had to find our way
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3It was the only way they could all manage. Then one day #3 of the 20 kids came down with a stomach virus. Within days they all got it, including Lorna's Aunt. The house smelled
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5to tend to him and, finding him an extraordinary young man with an extraordinary story (and a really cool tattoo), they crowned him "King Billy" & they lived happily ever after.
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1d into the situation with every bit of courage he could muster. Big Phil's hands shook as he faced his nemesis. "Look, I've HAD it with your shenanigans!" His plunged the knife
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3somehow said all the right things in all the right ways because they offered him the job right on the spot! "I accept!" "Good! You start immediately" they told him. Dumbfounded, he
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6he smiled back at me a little longer than necessary, I decided to mess with the *sshole more. "You know," I said, staring into his eyes & using my huskiest tone, "If you'd like to
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5ment with his ex-wife,but it was close."Mm-mm, good!" he remarked, forcing himself to swallow the kazu with a smile. "Here's more, Daddy!" "Well, how about if you give Mommy a bite
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3eat and (giggle) laugh at Jesus' face baked into this...(guffaw)... po-po-potato chip! See? To my utter amazement Potato Chip Jesus smiled serenely at me & winked. Then He said, "
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1? "WTF?" my wife screamed at me as she got out of of her smashed up car. I braced myself & glanced back to my lover. "Just...follow my lead," I whispered & then faced my wife.
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3Three days past & her feathery bottom was getting sore from sitting on the nest so long. She longed to leave the prized eggs for a little squat-n-gobble. But did she dare?
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2children all ran out of their houses and then just stood there, at first dumbfounded. Then: "HOORAY! The wicked Kool-Aid Pitcher is DEAD!!!" They all learned a lesson that day.
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4..because, frankly, *he* was different. "Why do you love me?" he asked her one afternoon. "Because you're...different," she whispered & kissed the tip of his nose. He'd never
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4everything seem OK, though, as if he was living out his destiny. He propped himself up against a few trash cans in a dingy alley & fell asleep to the muted sounds of "Hamilton".