Finished Folds (21—40)
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5more degrees& they'd shed all their fur. After that happened, The Barenaked Polar Bears went on the road, their first tour, trying to make it big. They just wanted to be cool again
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4blubblubblub... As I watched the top of Bob's head disappear into the murky pond, I felt nothing but relief. To make sure Bob didn't, well, bob, I waited another hour. It was dark
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2to the reasons why: the hunger, the longing, the anger, the need for his prescriptions. "NEVER!" Moe cried, gripping the money & activating his SuperPower Spring Shoes to jump over
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12& missed, as usual. "Poor thing," she murmured, sprinkling him with hot sauce for that extra zing. After Salazar finally fell into silent delirium, she let the dogs in to lick his
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5"I have self-actualized!" he realized, satisfaction coursing through his body like blood. "Not bad for a homeless, cross-eyed, HIV-positive kid from Omaha."
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4Stop laughing & HELP ME for GAWD's sake!" But I could see Bean was just stringing me along. Suddenly my head jerked back. My arms & legs felt stiff. "Now dance for me my puppet!"
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10longer muddied by his past. Free now of royal bondage, Kenny escaped to the countryside & the empire now known as "Kenny's Krumpets" was born. All's well that ends well!
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3mit that I stunk at chemistry. "You win," I murmured, smiling calmly, right before I reached into my pocket for my cigarettes & lighter. "NO! WAIT!! DON'T light th--..." WHOOMF.
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4And, well, you can guess what then happened. No need to go into the messy details. There's a moral to this story & it's this: Don't play with Ouiji boards.
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4keep up with the Joneses? I mean, look at them! We all peered into our next door neighbor's window where we could clearly see what we were missing. I had an idea then. "Let's
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2the table could catch on fire, but Mom's Kitty jumped up & caught a spark on her tail. Father screamed, "Your pussy!!" & went after the cat, forgetting all about the fact that Mom
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7"Oh. So, that's what happened?" There was a long pause. "Yes.That's what happened." "Then who killed Michael?" He didn't answer. He couldn't. An invisible hand gripped his throat.
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9& there was not one, but two birthday cakes. It was a test, Pastor Mike whispered to me."If the Satan boys go 4 the angel food cake, there's hope.But if they eat the devil's food
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6..albeit painfully...through the parted waves. Then, without warning, one of Bo's nuts fell to the ocean floor. Bo bent to retrieve it, but not before Mary Mermaid scooped his nut
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3stopped me in my tracks & stuck a feather in my cap AND called me Macaroni! "Macaroni," the one named Yogi said. "Surrender your radishes NOW or..." "Or WHAT?!" I cried defiantly.
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5But where was the trail back to the studio? The newly fallen snow in Narnia covered Norm's tracks & no matter which way he turned, the forest looked the same. A lion's roar tore
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2OMG! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! So it was true all along! ELVIS had NEVER left the building!!! ELVIS...LIVES!
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6must have given myself away somehow because next thing I knew, I was face down on the linoleum floor with my hands cuffed behind my back & the suitcase had disappeared. Gone or...?
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2a lull of peace, a peace I'd never known before, but welcomed. Her detached whisper tickled my ears: "Together...forever..." And then my life began again.
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4Philip's psychiatrist blinked. "That's quite a story.Clearly you require the strongest medication available for your disorder. Here!" Relieved,Philip took the offered prescription.