Finished Folds (461—480)
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4eyes now. That's it. You're getting sleepy...sleeeepy. And that was it. The Land of Neverending Dreams is beautiful, dark, & deep. A pure joyride. Slow down. Children playing.
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8"OFF!" I screamed immediately."I want off this ride NOW!" "Too late, friend," The Grim Reaper chucked his chin at me & we plunged into the dark abyss.Laughing, tortured clown faces
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3Good thing I had my lucky rabbit's foot in my pocket that day. (Just sayin') Sure, I felt sorry for all those who got hurt, but I had bigger things to worry about at this point.
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6My mind, officially blown, suddenly grasped the profundity of the universe. " I....I see your hat...ma'am. Ma'am, is it? But also, I see your beard..........hello?....still there?"
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3and thankful. I don't take a moment for granted. I wasn't always so happy & carefree. Ten years ago, I was living in a van down by the river with my talking dog, Ralphie.
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4But my mind...well, that is an entirely different story. Glancing down at my faux Rolex, I realized I was running a little late. "Gloria! Get my coat! No, not that one! The leopard
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5and scatter across the grocery aisle floor, red & white cans of people, places, and things I had known, rolling away...forever, I suppose. Laughing, I reached for the crackers.
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3"NO!" an insidious voice whispered inside my head. "It's you. YOU have just lost your sanity!" My eyes rolled inward & immediately I saw the problem. "GET OUT!" I screamed.
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4"Strange," George murmured to himself. "I could have sworn..." Rubbing his beard, George headed to the kitchen, took three steps...then tripped over the remnants of his dream.
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3Right then, I had the best idea I ever had about my future. "How about you shut the hell up!" I screamed right before I smothered the entire conversation with my goose-down pillow.
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3n't get their attention, & he'd left them in plain sight next to the kruellers! His "special" glazed donuts did, though & they finished accordingly.Five dead cops later, he closed.
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6never forget the moral of this story, which is... WHOOOOSH! SCREEEEEEECH. thump. "ARGGGUUGUGGGH! ahhhh...." (whimper) "Honk...if you love...Jesus..."
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4Do I have onion breath?" I didn't want to answer. "Dhooo I?" she BREATHED on me. I tried not to gag. Her big wide mouth stretched to its limits, as far as the east is to the west.
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3poking & grabbing, grabbing & poking...the air...nothing...Agent 194 found himself poking, grabbing, thrusting, & bobbing...in...Lake Michigan. Foiled again!
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6Yes, that's right. MY bucket of fish! The bucket of fish I cooked for dinner, along with Helga. Yes, that's right. Whom you are now chewing &swallowing. Happy Halloween!
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3just biding his time,trying to decide what kind o' trouble to stir up next. "Who's dis comin' at me?" the Devil hissed. "Hey! Where's there a terlet round here?" shouted Steve Jobs
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3the swarmy swampwaters. "Let's get jiggy wid it! Then we'll laissez les bon temps roulette!" Mojus Webfoot drawled. We all cheered & followed him through the parted swamp. "We be
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3.................................................uh.............................................Well, let me see.........................................I think..................4.
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4a spy or maybe slightly like a pervert. He fluttered his fingers at Oman, just to appear normal then quickly opened his case & grabbed the screw driver. "Just a few more steps &
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6the Lost Boys, who stood cowering in the corner. Suddenly, the sound of clapping hands surrounded them. It was TOO MUCH & the demons ran screaming. Tinkerbelle laughed in delight!