Finished Folds (481—500)
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5Juliyah's eyes glazed over at the sight of the Dessert Paparazzi swarming over the donuts. "I've never seen krueller people!" she murmured. "I must escape!" A Hole Brigade of
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5Such a simple, innocuous question. And yet, don't life's most important moments begin just this way? He sat, unsure whether the silence meant acquiescence or...something else. "Do
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2&simply embrace veganism once & for all. Sam knew it would be best. Sighing,he wrapped his steak knives in linen napkins & put them away for good. He eyed his salad with suspicion.
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6She, Judge JudyJudyJudy, was, as a matter of fact, a sensitive soul who, at the end of the day, yearned for a nice cup of tea&her slippers&her man, Punch. It was finally over.
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6To make a long story short, suffice to say that we never became school legends.We're still, in fact, serving time in federal prison for our adolescent shenanigans.Maximum security.
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2corporate self back to my office & slumped down in my fine leather chair. I hated my shiney wealthy life. I yearned to be a nudist, to live in a forest & forage for my grub.
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1Maybe it was a coincidence,but in retrospect, it seems my words served more as an incantation, because 10 minutes later, Wanda pulled up on her big black motorcycle, gunning for me
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10. Sister Emma & I sat side-by-side in the Nevermore cafe, chatting about whether consuming caffeine could be considered a venial sin, when I felt her foot slide up my pant leg.
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5The faint sound of music & tinkling laughter... Buster turned his head against the cool floor & peeked beneath the tablecloth. Wee little naked people were dancing around!
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5, clutching at him. He plopped through my fingers. A faint scent of his aftershave wafted up from the pile of turtle feces. "I know you're still in there!" I squished his remains
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5"Um...OK." I relied, glancing at Amstel who (arms crossed and arched eyebrow) was tapping his toe impatiently. "Uh...This...this is a GREAT FIND!" Sandler smiled & the oasis
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2ALL the toys, ALL the treats, ALL the..." CHOMP. The stray pit bull ended their pathetic tirade just that quickly. Stupid cats. When will they realize? Dogs always win in the end.
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3. Ah, it was all so complex, a mystery of unfathomable proportions.We could only deal with the here &now. Fidel held out a tightly rolled cohiba to Robespierre. "For you, my friend
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4weird family I have! I tried to explain away my crazy aunts who so enjoyed dropping in at the workplace to check on my soda-drinking habits, but my boss was having none of it. "You
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6The Boogeyman contemplated. He'd never gnawed on a psychopath before. Children were a tasty treat, but maybe, just maybe, he'd expand his horizons a bit. The Boogeyman hid behind
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4, who recognized them for the brats that they were. "Why, I oughta take a bite outta every one of you!" Dr. Knackwurst shouted. "Losing our links like that! I never sausage a
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5so as not to raise suspicion. "Just don't think too much," Spewy Carcass chortled as he took a sharp right down Main Street. Zombies we were, but experimenting with this brain made
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4And it was up to me to reverse it! I fired up my grill with charcoal & hardwood chips, marinated my T-bones to juicy perfection& slapped 'em on the grate, wearing only my apron & a
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5. "If the music ain't Baroque, don't fix it!" hissed Johann Sebastian, his all-seeing red eyes gleaming in the flickering candlelight of the bedroom. Romanticism aside, vampires
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2-n-Chips in the city softball championship last year & beat 'em bad, so Country Joe had more than a little something against the Chicago Herb Trucks, see? The election was rigged!