Finished Folds (4961—4980)
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3stickiness spreading under my seat. Oh crap. Not only is there no radio signal in hell, but there is no toilet paper either. Nor are there any Depends. So there we were scared sh**
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2s fisheye lens when he was distracted by a pretty cow passing by. Det. Manatee turned back to the seahorse race and whispered, "I got a lock on the trifecta." The tracking device
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5: Delicious! It's the fungus among us!" George Lucas held up the colorful box and then sang, "Tune out the tuna and let the Quorn be born...in you TO-day!" Quorn truly is the most
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4on their namesake baseball team, resulting their 20th consecutive losing season. Tutsirolo, God of the Watutsis, smiled toothlessly as he watched the Pirates finally wave the white
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3playing tonsil hockey while Mitch McConnell bore a remarkable resemblance to a turtle poking his head out. Joe Biden was a mad Pit Bull. Oh yes, polithespians they were.
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2he didn't care. James Dean sort of enjoyed watching the crying children waving their chubby arms around, to tell the truth. Sorta reminded him of his former fan club. Cookies were
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5and dance she did. She danced like no one was watching, but of course everyone was. Olympus Mons was so turned on by Jenny's dancing, he could feel his lava beginning to bubble up
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3The Ratgod checked his Chinese horoscope for 2013 and learned, to his dismay, that this is the year he would most likely experience loneliness.
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4It appears to be some sort of helmet and it had a gauge. Hmmm... Kevin put the cranioptimeter on his head. Immediately, the microrods inserted into his skull. Kevin screamed
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3Bitterness filled Surak's mouth as he considered the most logical move against Aspartame. This was no time to get emotional. Surak had to employ (No! Oh, YES!) The Saccharin Sword.
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3, James Herbert, who marred the reputation of Ratgod's family forever. Mr. Herbert would whirl and he'd twirl and he'd tango,the Ratgod chuckled to himself as he prepared the trap
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5It wasn't the beer-drenched windshield that Padd was thinking about as much as it was the flashing blue lights in his rearview mirror. Always the responsible citizen, Padd pulled
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4s, Flower Bomb bombs and, the most deadly weapon of all, Abercrombie & Fitch Olfactic numbstinks were stacked behind the dept. store air vents, ready for the Funk Bunch to deploy
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4I impaled my svájci zsebkés into the nnaisey sandwich and shoved it back across the counter. Glaring at the Hungarian szendvics-maker, I uttered a single word: MUSTARD. He
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2As Connel played the haunting melody from centuries ago echoes across the Scottish highlands, the Ghosts of Ages Past arose from their graves for their annual New Year ceilidh.
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5and her smile widened. "Hi Doll," she said in a deep voice and batted her eyelashes. Harv's bubbles burst just a bit. Was she a she? Well, he supposed he'd find out. 11:45 p.m. and
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3Dear 49Faithful, Please forgive me! I messed up your brilliant story starter involving Big Bob, LaRonda, and Fred at The Spot!! Maybe you could repost it? SO sorry...
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4He greeted them with genuine affection, for they had all shared some horrific experiences at the office recently. The worst was the incident in the men's bathroom. But adversity
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5you wanted two of them." "Two of what?" "Two of those." "Those? What are you talking about?" "Two of those shoehorn/toiletbowlbrush thingys." "No, I said I wanted 47 of them."
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4ghin' and we're lyin' like the dusty rug beneath our feet. Jane smiled, but silently reconsidered why she'd agreed to date Myron in the first place. Why did he express himself like