Finished Folds (4941—4960)
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6fembot, who offered me a wink and a drink. "You here to party with us too?" she asked. "No matta what?" I nodded, mesmorized by her glittering eyelashes and laserbeam stare.
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4tarts on monkey tastebuds." The committee tittered. I raised my voice. "NO! You don't understand! If we can determine a causal link between the consumption of shock tarts and sex
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3"What did you say your name was again, sir?" the clerk said, cocking his head. The tall bearded man looked down and muttered, "I said...my name is...Turly Curd."
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7was no laughing matter, the prosecution agreed, but sexual harrassment? Pu-leeze. Not when Optimus invited Elmo's advances by poking him repeatedly with a green banana.The attorney
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5himself. "Ah, what tangled webs we weave when we first practice to deceive," Cruise thought to himself as he dragged his short and sorry arse home.
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7,which is why, when I look in the mirror, I argue with myself. I (sniff) can't help it." I looked around at everyone else in the anger management support group. They were asleep.
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1would ultimately land me a very low paying profession in academia. I was surrounded by beard-scratching losers who got their rocks off my messing around with their students. As for
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6THE Day! You know--Totally Hedonistic Experiences Day! A national holiday, you idiot. Jeesh! We need that beer, chips and also some
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2and you know, that pig also wore a low cut blouse and jeans! Yup! What a coinky-dink! As I ruminated, the boys decided to make BLTs...with plenty of mayo...a euphemism for
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5--" She stopped and listened again. The heavy breathing on the other end had ceased and she thought she'd heard...but it couldn't be...was it... "Detective Manatee?" she whispered.
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9realized that it was Betty's baby. Black Betty had a child...damn thing gone wild....and it was now crawling towards them. Harly and Jess were too drunk and couldn't move
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3to the test. And guess what? It WORKED! The tuba players were free at last! We linked arms, my cape billowing behind me, and joyfully marched away to Sousa's "Deed I Has to Laugh."
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7about upgrading the toilet paper in the outhouses. Butt until Blumethal complained, the commune had been using thistles. "And, while we're at it," he continued, "Let's also install
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3four...each of whom had enormously HUGE gluteus maximuses...or is it maximi?? Anyway, I could not escape Little Caesars 'til the Maximi family placed their order. I took a breath &
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3Charger looked around frantically. Wiener lose, he was gonna do everything he could to save those little piggies! Just then, his Polish girlfriend Weronika kielbasa'ed in to help.
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4, where there were children who were fans of the Garfield Show. But we were heady with the power that the Sandwiches of the Gods gave us. We should have been ashamed of ourselves
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3Minimalism
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1forgotten their own surgical instruments (thanks Obamacare). Problem was, my razor shoes were not sterilized. Two days after my operation, I was one hot mess. My ankles still hurt
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3two shakes of a lamb's tail and he went on his merry way, whistling Dixie and patting himself contentedly. As Testicle Repair Man watched the man go, he reflected once again on
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5It/I wondered what would happen if It/I tried chocolate. It/I broke out in hives, that's what happened! "Chocolate, oh the itching! Make it stop!" It/I cried out again. I weighed